the wife and i went on a camel ride.there was a seats on either side of the camel,like a huge saddle.on by wife's side the bloke had to put a load of sand bags to balance the seat up.my wife said to me," i told you were putting on weight, you fat twat."
(she has a way with words my dear wife has.)

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