Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and
then going away and doing the exact opposite.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"