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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 09:06 AM
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and

The following image was attached:

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 09:37 AM
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Jennefer Lopez is already kinda tubby.
Her big fat ass isn't all that great.
Its like "Hey look! I have a big fat ass!"
Big deal.
Show me a girl with a nice athletic ass.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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maddenmaster
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 02:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

someone who has a nice athletic @$$ is anna kornicova

ancient chineese proverb: crowded elevator smells diffrent to midget.

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 02:32 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Jennefer Lopez is already kinda tubby.
Her big fat ass isn't all that great.
Its like "Hey look! I have a big fat ass!"
Big deal.

She's Puerto Rican. She can't help it.
If she lost her ass, she'd never be allowed back in the Bronx again.
Plus, a lot men (at least, in New York) go IN-FUCKING-SANE over a fat ass & little waist !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Katt
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 02:51 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

They like big butts (and I cannot lie) out here, too.

/buttless wonder :(

I enjoy bacon.

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 03:12 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Having a big tush is the new black !!

*shakes it like a polaroid picture*

(This comment was modified on Oct 04, 2005 03:22 AM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 08:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Good i'd be allright then

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Sarah
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 08:45 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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hobo_jim
Posted on Oct 05, 2005 at 10:53 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

omg... i like em big!!

H.N.S.C.

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wes
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 09:56 AM
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What the hell is on her finger? (Like I give a damn)

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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smiley_ie
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 12:11 PM
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I think its a mobile vibrator.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 02:52 PM
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Comment in reply to smiley_ie's original comment

ever heard of a purse?

www.maketradefair.com

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wes
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 04:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

ever heard of a purse?
ever heard of a 44 magnum?

Since it doesn't look like a purse and more like a finger splint, I think smiley_ie's comment makes more sense!

(This comment was modified on Oct 03, 2005 04:54 PM)

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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smiley_ie
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 05:32 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

Lol. .......

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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Chevy7x
Posted on Mar 03, 2007 at 01:12 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

you just went off on him there

goosefraba

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 03:27 PM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

i think they are taking the piss out of u!!1

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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marieakakiki
Posted on Apr 25, 2006 at 01:34 AM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

looks like a min vib

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 02:53 PM
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ever heard of a purse?

www.maketradefair.com

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 02:53 PM
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ever heard of a purse?

www.maketradefair.com

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 03:02 PM
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ever heard of a purse?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Strawberry
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 04:29 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

lol.

Post-Error Humor.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 05:21 PM
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no! i have never heard of a purse? what is a purse?

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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chusma.
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 06:23 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

i think thats just the same as escrotus!!

0Oo 999 oO0

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 06:27 PM
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Comment in reply to chusma.'s original comment

ah!!! now i understand! & thank u!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Katt
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 06:33 PM
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ever heard of a purse?

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Oct 03, 2005 at 08:55 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

ever heard of a purse?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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spudlump
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 12:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Ever pear of a hearse?

Praise cheeses!

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Katt
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 12:43 AM
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Comment in reply to spudlump's original comment

Never pee on a horse.

I enjoy bacon.

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spudlump
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 12:53 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Ever clear that's of course?

Praise cheeses!

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Katt
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 01:01 AM
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Comment in reply to spudlump's original comment

Clever deer for third course.

I enjoy bacon.

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spudlump
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 02:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

Lever sneer sluts of Norse?

Praise cheeses!

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Katt
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 02:23 AM
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Comment in reply to spudlump's original comment

Forever hear dits in Morse?

I enjoy bacon.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 08:37 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

again ever heard of a purse

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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chusma.
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 04:20 PM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

a burp smelling like pus??

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 15, 2005 at 05:29 AM
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Comment in reply to chusma.'s original comment

no , thats a fanny fart!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 05:42 PM
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i love to entertain you.

www.maketradefair.com

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 04, 2005 at 05:42 PM
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i love to entertain you.

www.maketradefair.com

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Katt
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 02:26 AM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

LMAO

I think you made history on the site.

I enjoy bacon.

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XChristineX
Posted on Oct 06, 2005 at 06:33 PM
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god damn thats so frekin gross.....

(This comment was modified on Oct 06, 2005 06:39 PM)

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 06, 2005 at 07:28 PM
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TOTALLY

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 14, 2005 at 02:20 AM
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boooooooooooooooooooooo

The following image was attached:

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 15, 2005 at 04:55 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

I suppose you shouldn't breed then..cause girly, you look unfortunate.
keep blastin' them kitty-kat!

www.maketradefair.com

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 15, 2005 at 05:35 AM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

that is totally not nice!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 15, 2005 at 07:18 AM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

lol

Well only an idiot would think that attachment is me.........

So you should do the world a favour and get your self fixed.... LMAO

But of course you wont...

So yep ill keep Blasting

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Solveig
Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 05:04 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

im aware of both of those facts...1.of course im not gonna be nice on an internet forum, cause its a lot more fun to read threads incorporating a bitch fight, rather than only compliments. why on earth would i want to compliment someone on attaching an image??
2.no shit thats not you. its my bio teacher when he was a kid...see the resemblance?

The following image was attached:

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 08:44 AM
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Comment in reply to Solveig's original comment

u r parents must be proud!!!!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 09:44 AM
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Well you can go have your bitch fight, some where else........ & with someone else.. you dont exist as of now

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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diablogurl
Posted on Dec 05, 2005 at 03:42 PM
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wow to many shrimp platers

la panamamenia de 09

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 14, 2005 at 11:46 AM
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I don't care about purse, hearse or whatever. I know i would like to get jiggy wid it. Anytime anywhere.Stop being in denial guys.

Trinicat
"One Life to live, chances are there to be taken"

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adrian
Posted on Jan 05, 2006 at 03:18 AM
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hey "monkey" wats ur problem u little bitch just cause ur ugly

(This comment was modified on Jan 05, 2006 03:19 AM)

This has been and Adrian Production

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DEEDEE
Posted on Jan 15, 2006 at 07:08 PM
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THANKS FOR THE DIET INSPIRATION!!!!!!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 02:21 PM
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she is already ugly enough

save the chief

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bwjtx
Posted on Mar 30, 2006 at 12:43 PM
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Wow ...alot going on here and the purse is still in doubt....Its so refreshing to see the wealth of comedians on this site....This place is Hysterical....and some of the comments OMG....Monkey ...you kill me always...

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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