Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

KEEP YUR STICK ON THE ICE

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Signatures are lame. Just like you.