Awwww you got a monkey on your back!!!

good one!!!!

did you not mean "ahhhh! you have jumped on the monkeys back."

in fact the monkey was very friendly it sat there patting my head someone had to give me peanuts to throw onto the wall get the sod off me.

monkeys throw poop at people

my dad went to parrot jungle in florida, he got hit

Think I would keep that one to myself.

i was at a zoo and a monkey stole my daughters ice cream then tried to piss on us.
mind you ,if i was caged up 24/7 i would be an angry bastard as well.

LOL when I was in the Navy, we had the noobs assigned to Monkey Watch, that is when we passed through the Straits of Gibraltar they had to throw the monkeys off the ship. We would also send them for a bucket of Relative Bearing Grease too! LOL!!

they where brit monkeys wanting a free holiday to the states.

Remember that when confronted by a Tiger or Puma or Wolf or Lion... not so damn cuddly then...oh waiter I'd like to order a 12 foot fence please.

With the exception of the Mountain Lions we have here. They don't need to worry about a 12 foot fence. They're typical attack stance is to attack from above and behind so you never see it coming.

we have (my family has all seen these)

mountain lions, cougars, bob cats, coyotes, wolves, bears

What about raccoons?

i was only listing the animals that were like mountain lions, that will kill you

I mentioned tigers because some nutjub just got a permit to have 3 tigers on his property up north... and the way dogs roam around here... I'm torn between theyll get out and cut back on the excess pets... and on the way to the bus stop heres a striped face with 2 eyes...getting incredibly large!

same as us men realy.

i have seen them have gangbangs.

monkeys i mean.

so do women!!

love the photo i wonder i could take her out on a dinner date.

i think so!!! umm

yippppeeeeeeeeee i got two dates now.

my pleasure!!