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View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 04:15 AM
939 tokens, 1.23 weeks wasted
Stop winging? What the heck is that?




Peace, Love and Cheesecake

 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 04:28 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Celeste's original comment

A bit of British influence there... referring to whining

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 04:48 AM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

Ah I see! was a bit confused there {imagination going all over the place}



Peace, Love and Cheesecake

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 20, 2006 at 04:59 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to Celeste's original comment

if im think what you where thinking a man would never tell a woman to stop that.he would whip out his camara.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 04:53 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
Where can I get such an amazing device???? As my wife explains things I sometimes say "Fast Forward" LOL! She gets it but so many other functions on this remote has me excited/motivated!!

I may start seriously looking at JVC for my further purchases!

If I could vote multiple times for this I would but can't; to bad my son is asleep, I know he'd vote for this to.. This of any post need to make the front page!!!!! Should be nominated for the best Ugoto photo of the year..maybe even of all time!!!!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 11:42 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

As my wife explains things I sometimes say "Fast Forward"



I cannot get over how remarkably obnoxious that is.
I'm really shocked that you would be so rude to your own wife/mother of your children.

For shame.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 12:59 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Mute button LOL!!!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 01:32 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

You'd better thank your lucky fucking stars I'm not your wife !!
I'd of pushed your face through the back of your head for that shit.

Now, go kiss your wife & thank her for putting up with your pseudo macho bullshit.



Now, how about YOU put it on mute.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

It's not what every man wants, It's What Every Man Needs


 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 12:55 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

a little enthusiastic are we?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for fastfowardfastfoward
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 09:25 AM
881 tokens, 2.35 days wasted
I want one!I want one!Got to have it!
I will give you many,many dollars!
The following image was attached:

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:35 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
who wants a woman to say no

and why smaller boobs

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:40 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted
Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Maybe their boobs can be to big?Who knows?

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 06:59 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

as long as they look real and the woman isnt fat, i'd hit the button until i knew when to stop

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 01:58 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Lol,oh goodness,that couldn't be healthy

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 07:53 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted
The women's remote would be a lot less complicated. It'd only have one button.


"Shut up and do what I say"

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 08:48 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

ROFL

Right on.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 08:29 PM
3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
there should be no boobs (-) thing...

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 08:49 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
The Boobs (-) sign is for the man.

As he gets lazier and flabbier with his woman doing everything for him, he can point it at himself and get rid of his man boobs.

Man boobs. *shudder*

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for GodOfLemiwinksGodOfLemiwinks
Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 07:47 PM
269 tokens, 7.42 hours wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

yes moobs LOL@ katt some1's ashamed

|\/|Y S|G

 
View Profile for edarron76edarron76
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 09:40 PM
38 tokens, 1.62 hours wasted
I consider myself fortunate due to the fact that most of those buttons do not apply to my wife. Fast forward would be nice, the stop whining button is classic and PMS button (what a hoot). Please Sarah do not give me a tongue lashing, it is just man things (I know women have them too).
Classic buttons for women, No football, Pay attention, compliment me, stop farting, smart (+), belly (-), etc.

Strive for victory, celebrate success but never be satisfied!!! Life's a bitch
and then you die!! Live by both and you will be a very happy guy!!!

 
View Profile for xtragedyxxtragedyx
Posted on Nov 16, 2006 at 10:36 PM
220 tokens, 23.38 hours wasted
so where's the remote for MEN?

"I'm blonde...be patient."

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Nov 17, 2006 at 12:30 AM
1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted
oh, what a world it would be. guys, come on. there IS such a thing as boobs too big. viva le naturale, folks. (which is not to say that shaving is wrong...*ahem*)

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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