sorry mate wrong day. but it`s ok i don`t kiss on my first date.

I have special talents that I save for first dates

There I go again, what a cate up line, I must try it myself

It's a good job it's not the other way round the bath would be mt on landing, but its Ok you don't have to be sorry wait till you see the size of the spike I'm holding

I expected the tidal wave to throw you out of the tub and into mine... are you coming? I'm lonely

So you have a spike???? Are you dangerous???

Can you wait a minute I'm just going to the little room for a minute or ten

how come you get all the girls?
all i get is chatted up by bloody Brother Tito ...again.
OH! you have never met Tito have you.MMMMM. let me introduce you to him.
click onto this.........

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_konifurs_hear t_is_mine.html

Ditch the trike or put an engine in it or a get a motorbike, grow your hair about half way down your back and a beard of some sort. Most woman like a bad boy if they don't they're usually prudes and not much fun at all.

ok Easy i will give what you said a try.


"hey slag get yours tits and arse over here now bitch." *spits on floor*

well hows that for starters, now will that get the lady lard flowing and getting the girls loving me.

but i will have to get stabilizers on my motor bike if i get one.

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2008 05:28 AM)

I said bad boy not arsehole, Example 1 James Dean (any film) 2 Sam Elliot (Ghost Rider/Mask) 3 Vin Diesel (XXX) 4 Ryan O'Neil (The Driver) or 5 Steve Bisley (Mad Max)

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2008 07:15 AM)

oops sorry, but you could of explained it better.(NSBAPOI)

ok i will go and shave my head.

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2008 07:31 AM)

ok easy.i`m bad....

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_easy_told_kon ifur_to_be_bad_and_he_wil l_get_the_girls.html

I'm only dangerous when cornered,It's long sharp and made of metal, and I'm not afraid to use it *waving it maniacally over my head*

Well I guess I'll have to swim alone if you don't want me to come too close Easy

hehehehe i just know she will be wet.....


i have just introduced Easy to our old friend brother Tito.so me thinks he might be a tad busy for a while.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Nah Konifur... only someone stupid enough to lick a frog or ride a trike or pose for Cosmpolitain would want to have a boyfriend like Tito... oh sorry said that out aloud didn't I???

ohhh!debz that was way back when.
if Tito has come back let someone else have him.do you not think i have been through enough.

You obviously enjoyed your time with Tito... you are always encouraging others to 'Swing' that way

nonononononononono.i hated being sexed up by a mad monk.

Konifur if it was horrible then why do you always bring him up as someone for the new fellas to meet... You are a strange unit Mr!!!!But is does seem to keep you amused.

to keep the loony tune monk away from me that's why.
let someone else listen to his gospel.then bite the bullet.

I should have explain that it tends to melt like I do in the presents of ladies, and transforms it self.

Nah!!! I aint interested in being in a spa pool with that either... I may have to bathe alone and let you share that with Konifur