your big axe cant stop me and my tiny pistol

yay guns!

i would rather fight with honor than an unfair advantage.

but ill win

especially in today's battlefield, you want the unfair advantage

nah. i like to fight fair.

tell that to the iraqi setting up a road side bomb

or a sniper, hiding in a building, who will then hide in a crowd

ah, but if my opponent does so, that makes it fair for me to do so.

. . and, here u go!

what is that, chinese jade?? hm...i was thinking more like this:

http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/images/xh209 9n.jpg

or this:

http://www.knightsedge.com/axes/gothic-battle-ax e.htm

I like double-sided bits, but they just don't make much sense.

those ARE awesome!!!!! scary, but awesome!!

i'll carry this

i win!

I would love to see you carry that.

i would

but i dont want to post pictures of myself on line