i have it all sorted out, so have a look who and how..... http://www.sexintheuk.com/ppc.php?age=3&profiles=all&te xt=sex&ppc_cp=0000000045

Ewwwww Konifur, you are a sad, sad man.I'll tell you where you should put that condom...

i went to bed with a girl once(*whispers*it was Anne but don`t tell)i said i did not know what to do and she told me to use my head and i did but it hurt my ears.so if i wore this it might not of?

Now I know where the problems started... a crushed brain huh?

no no no my very first ear infection.(did i tell you about my ear infection last year,that was a biggie,mm i think i did tell you.)

Oh Baby did you have a nasty ear-infection? Are you better now? How are your 'Bum Grapes' now? Oh it has been a hard year for you hasn't it?

i`m great no infection and no roids and my town halls are full all the time, so that give Anne something to do for ten seconds a night to take her mind off her slipped disc.
thank you so much for taking an interest in my bits and pieces.
if you ever want a specimen of anything just send a jar in a self addressed box and i will do my best and you know i don`t know what i`m rambling on about, well i have had a hard day at work and i`m not used to it so i think i will go for a lie down before i get my ass whipped.
bye