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Vibrator Racing! New Olympic Sport?
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panda
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 05:29 AM
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Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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FireWolf
Posted on Mar 19, 2006 at 04:06 PM
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Comment in reply to panda's original comment

I want to ride my vi-bra-tor, I want to ride my viiibe. I want to ride my vi-bra-tor. I want to ride it where I liiiiiike. vi-bra-tor ra-ces are comiiiing your way, so for-get all your trou-bles, oh yeeeaahh.

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

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Ando
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 06:56 AM
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GO PURPLE!

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

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wes
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 09:25 AM
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Comment in reply to Ando's original comment

Purple surely has DuraCell, white has a cheapie from the Dollar General!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Carpediem321
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 07:57 AM
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Hey can I get mine back after the race please???

..if you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 09:41 AM
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When are they bringing out the double ended grinders?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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junsanchez41
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 12:00 PM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

nothing to do ha? i think it will be fast if something at the finish line.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 12:24 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Those vibrators are kind of small..ish.
What's the point in having a small vibrator ?

The way I see it, if you're going to have a vibrator, it should be bigger than the average penis.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 02:38 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

What? Those in the picture are nearly 3 times the size of a normal penis!

You so crazy.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Well, maybe the white ones are big, but the green & purple ones are sort of small. And, they're all too skinny.

(as I've said before, my fiance is black, Puerto Rican & Guyanese, so I'm probably just spoiled regarding penis size)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 10:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

I'm guessing you have a scar from your lower abs to about your sternum from the multiple stitches you've received.

Cripes its like stuffing a sausage skin.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 11:37 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

No, just a perpetual smile on my face.

BTW, how big do you think the average size penis is ?

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 11:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

2 inches or so.
Maybe 2 1/4 inches if you stretch it out a bit.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 11:48 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Please tell me that you're joking ...

Do you mean soft or hard ??

(This comment was modified on Aug 01, 2005 11:49 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Katt
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 11:52 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

LMFAO

The man likes to say he's hung like an acorn.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 11:53 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:02 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Katts got the right idea.

Go buy a can of Vienna Sausages, cut one in half, you got yourself an average.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:10 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

OMG !!
That's just not cutting the mustard.

It's not just the motion of the ocean, it's also the size of the ocean.

Again, PLEASE tell me you're joking ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:16 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

#2 pencil aint got nothing on me.

Seriously...Hung like an acorn, except my nuts are the size of grape fruits.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:17 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I'm so sorry ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:19 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

You know I'm not bragadocious. If I tell people about it they're gonna want pictures, and I can't do that.

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Sarah
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 12:26 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

You're crazy !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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HughJorgan
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 01:04 PM
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Take a look at the woman on the left. She's checking out the competition. That smile looks like more than a healty interest too.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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preyingmanti
Posted on Aug 01, 2005 at 04:47 PM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

Not at all what i suspected. he he

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

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jflores
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 11:07 AM
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I can think of better thing s to do with those!!! lol

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Mr. Incredible
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 02:11 PM
656 tokens, 1.34 days wasted

hahaha that is funny. Bring your personal viberator, and we will see which one brings you to climax first. Wonder what is on the other end of the ramp?

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

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jflores
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 04:11 PM
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Comment in reply to Mr. Incredible's original comment

too bad its not me... (Just joking)

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Mr. Incredible
Posted on Aug 02, 2005 at 06:24 PM
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Comment in reply to jflores's original comment

The illicit details surrounding the absolute abnormal protrusion were purely
cynical

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