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Hey Bamber & Konifur........Groaner thursday was YESTERDAY !!!!!!!

YEW may know or KNOT know, I owned a VW the thing WOODEN run right, it would LARCH forward at the lights, it dripped all the CASTOR-OIL-IA I put in it,it was a right PINE in the arse and made me QUINCE at the thought of driving it, I said to a friend of mine "its CRAPE MYRTLE". I rue the DATE I purchased the heap, everybody said they are very POPLAR. I tried to SPRUCE in up to sell it but nobody wanted the CRABAPPLE, so I took it to the BEECH and set it on FIR-e and watched it turn to ASH, then went on holiday to CYPRESS with the insurance MONEY.(yes, the money tree does exist it is a chinese plant said to bring luck).

Excuse me while I park my woody!

Maybe the owner uses it to ply for trade.