WTF! yah they are dumb

Now where's a Mack truck when you need it...

Anyone got a tank?

will a sports car work?

whatever that is hot! Nothing better than tanning @ Walmart. Not enough room at the trailer park, so they walked across the road.

I agree, it's just a dumb thing to do

When I used to have time to actually soak up the sun I'd just lay down in the back yard.
Now I have to rip my shirt off when I mow the lawn. LOL tan from the waist up looks funny.

At least I don't have to worry about that bothersome bikini line and shaving rash.....

No shaving rash for me. I wax. It hurts a little (less now than in the beginning), but it's better than shaving every damn day !!
And, if I sunbathe on the roof, I sunbathe nude. I don't like tan lines either.

You wouldn't want to give directions to your house and sunbathing times would you?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Yeah I was gonna say.....
I'm getting my ultra light pilots license here....as soon as I figure out where they do that sort of thing in my area....

That reminds me of the 1st time I sunbathed nude on a roof ... sort of.

My friend & I went up to her roof, in SoHo, to get some sun. It was the weekend, so we thought the office building (which is taller than her building) across the street would be empty. We were very wrong !!
We set up the towels, undressed & laid down. Suddenly, we heard all this hooting, hollaring & whistling from above. An entire floor of men in suits were hanging out of the windows staring & yelling at us.
We seemed to have caused a commotion.
It was slightly embarrassing.

For months after that, they would smile pervertedly at us.






(This comment was modified on Aug 07, 2005 02:45 AM)

So, that means....


you're hot?

*hoses down thread*

I've been told I'm hot.
But,I don't really pay attention to what men say because they seem to hit on anyone & anything. They'll say anything to get some.
If a strait girl says that I'm pretty, I believe it. Because, they're definately not trying to get any.

LOL
But try to get a straight guy to tell another straight guy that he's hot.

That would be impossible !!
They'd be all, "Am I gay for saying that ? I must be gay ? Oh God, I'm gay. Now I have to go start a barroom brawl to prove how manly & not gay I am !"

You seem to know your counterparts VERY well!

Well you know, I try !!

hell yes waxing is better, im already darker because im hispanic so i dont really need a tan...but yes taning nude is better than having tan lines

Unfortunately, it's not legal in this country. So, you have to sneak around.

I hate sunbathing !! It's too time consuming. I want a tanning bed !! But, they're REALLY expensive, so that's probably not going to happen any time soon.
Plus, I'm Scandinavian, so I'm really pale naturally. It takes FOREVER to get a good tan. If I start out too quickly, I'll get a REALLY BAD sunburn !!

yah taning bedz are cool i mean i still like to tan just cause but i somtimes get burnt but thats cool

I have Italian and Danish blood in me.
I look like you're average white boy, but when I tan I look almost Mexican.

My dad is even darker, and his side of the family has a deeper red tone to their skin. My dad looks like a damned Arab when he's dark.
He had a cousin that looked beet red when he was tanned. I look more olive.

And yes...

I'm hot.

*hoses down self*

Brilliant!!

I think most people miss the truly good funny stuff.

Oh Katt, you're so funny !!

I look like an average white girl (blonde hair, blue eyes, blah, blah, blah).
But in NYC, that's "exotic". No one in NY is naturally blonde or nordic looking. Everone thinks that I'm from California (not that anyone there is naturally blonde, either )

LOL
Sometimes in California you can't tell if it used to be a man or not.

So I don't think hair color would be an issue.


New York being one of the major gateways to the US you'd think there would be every variety of ethnicity under the sun there. Or at least most of the European ones.
Kind like how there are tons of Chinese in San Fransisco, tons of Mexican in texas and arizona and cubans in florida.
Mostly here in Utah we get tons of Californians
And people wonder why we have the US's worst drivers.

There's not a ton of European types in NY (well, there are, but they're all tourists). It's not like on "Friends".





(This comment was modified on Aug 08, 2005 01:53 AM)

I was thinking the same thing !!
I'm not sure what that is. It must be a bandage. Maybe she got one hell of a shaving cut that morning ?!

yah i think it is a bandage oh well now she going to have a ugly tan line

It almost looks like a bandage from getting a tattoo.

That sounds about right !!

tanning beds cuase cancer more so then just regular uv rays

I didn't know that.
Hmmm, now I'm re-thinking my whole position on owning a tanning bed.

Thanks for the info. !!

yea hahaha i dont think anyone knows that