You'd have thought she'd have had them standing to attention!

she looks french thats why they are not.

Something against the french, Steve....apart from the frogs legs, snails and bloody awful "traditional" toilets?

The English
(Flanders & Swan)

The rottenest bits of these islands of ours
We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not

But the Englishmans splendid, the Englishmans nice
and worth all the others at double the price.

The Scotsman is mean as we're all well aware
He's boney and blotchy and covered with hair
He eats salty porridge, and tosses huge trees
And wears pretty dresses to show off his knees.

The English are noble, the English are nice
And worth any other at double the price

The Irishman now our contempt is beneath
He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth
He blows up policemen or so I have heard
And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third

The English are moral the English are good
And clever and modest and misunderstood

The Welshman's dishonest, he cheats when he can
He's little and dark more like monkey than man
He works underground with a lamp on his hat
And sings far too loud, far too often and flat

But the Englishmans splendid, the Englishmans nice
and worth all the others at double the price.

And crossing the channel one cannot say much
The likes of the Belgians the Danes and the Dutch
The French and Italians eat garlic in bed
The Germans are German and thats enough said.

The English are noble, the English are nice
And worth any other at double the price

And all the world over each nation's the same
They've simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won
And they practice before hand which spoils all the fun

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest

It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's just that they're foreign that makes them so mad
The English are all that a nation should be
And the pride of the English are Chipper and me

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest



(This comment was modified on Jan 22, 2008 08:36 AM)

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Damn - forgot the piccy - AGAIN!

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Would you care for more?

Not hear that one before, good one!