People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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*Don't take a sleeping tablet at* *the same time as a laxitive. *
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I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."