A wise man once said "Rawr"

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Lalalala...

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo