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tjhash4120
Posted on Dec 25, 2005 at 11:53 PM
599 tokens, 2.67 days wasted

Hmmmmmm... Can you say Drunk Slut??? I prefer chicks that don't have to be drunk to hit on!

There's No Time To Discriminate! Hate Every MotherF*%&er That's In Your Way!!!

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Monkey
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 06:58 PM
9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to tjhash4120's original comment

LOL@Ux34

Thats what she's t alking about.

She has to be drunk for someone ugly or unattractive to hit on her.

Kinda like she has to have her beer goggles on to go out w/someome liek u.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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tjhash4120
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:01 PM
599 tokens, 2.67 days wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Ouch! Such hostility! I'm guessing this knowledge comes from hard learned experiences on your end huh? lol
Just messing with ya man

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Homefries
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 07:14 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Don't worry, neither am I

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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johnpaul
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 08:15 AM
11 tokens, 7 mins wasted

fancy a drink

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Gatorbait
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:53 AM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I guess she needs her beer goggles....

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:55 AM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

shes still pretty cute though

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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atxman76
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 11:14 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

This chick would hear the sound of a zipper and she would be all over the cock.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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Monkey
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 06:59 PM
9,201 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to atxman76's original comment

LOL if she's drunk, she probably wouldn't have much of a gag reflex.

gloglogloglogloglogloglog logloglogloglog splat.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 07:10 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

And Merry Christmas!

lmao

That comment makes me think of egg nog...

I enjoy bacon.

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Homefries
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 08:50 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I don't know if I can drink eggnog ever again...thanks a lot

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Katt
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:06 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

ROFL

I did the same thing in the forum. I feel like I punched Christmas Fun in the gut and ran away. I think I ruined egg nog for a few folks...

I enjoy bacon.

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LooS_RC
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 03:55 AM
481 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

i never had egg nog, wtf is it?

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

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Katt
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 10:56 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to LooS_RC's original comment

Here ya go:

http://www.google.com/

I enjoy bacon.

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LooS_RC
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:07 AM
481 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

umm, yeah thank u, u really solved my problem!!!!!

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Katt
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:13 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to LooS_RC's original comment

You are sitting in front of a computer with all the answers.

Don't be lazy.

Use Google.

Seriously.

I enjoy bacon.

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LooS_RC
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:16 AM
481 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

r u a mom, cause u sound like one!!!! made me google egg nog now!!!!

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 09:42 AM
2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

i googled eggnog like you suggested. the recipes are for pretty stiff drinks

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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onetwothree
Posted on Aug 25, 2006 at 01:38 PM
1,491 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

u owe me a new keyboard...i just spewed coffee all over it ...that was fucking funny!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Dec 26, 2005 at 09:13 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

I really need one of those!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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JakJak
Posted on Dec 30, 2005 at 01:55 PM
126 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

fuck it. too much work anyways.
BTW....why is she in the bathroom?

sex is like a cheeseburger. when it's good, it's awesome.
when it sucks, it's still pretty damn good.

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wes
Posted on Jan 04, 2006 at 11:09 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Let some one else buy her a few first, save your bucks for her taxi!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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defence45
Posted on Jan 07, 2006 at 11:23 AM
46 tokens, 1.17 days wasted

ill wate

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boatman_68
Posted on Jan 15, 2006 at 06:17 PM
406 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

Well i'm drunk so bend over baby

Gun control means,hitting your target.

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cnype
Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 07:39 PM
277 tokens, 1.36 days wasted

GOOD GOD! she wears that to make herself feel more beautiful I guess... shes ugly

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gryffindor84
Posted on Feb 01, 2006 at 03:22 PM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted

funny tshirt! where can I buy it at? lol...only kidding people! I don't want one!

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Robins_kid
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 05:34 AM
281 tokens, 1.31 days wasted

too much fake tan

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

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Chevy7x
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 07:00 PM
1,075 tokens, 3.7 days wasted

well we can change that quickly

I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

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Radicaldylan
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 10:34 AM
293 tokens, 11.65 hours wasted

woah!!
thats a fake tan..
you can tell...
of course thats gonna be a turn down..
if you have a fake tan..
theres no chance they have of going to the beach and seeing you naked wanting a full tan..
geeze everyone knows that...

To be a perv....
is to understand me...

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star2love
Posted on Apr 18, 2006 at 12:14 PM
12 tokens, 19.17 hours wasted

NO problem I will wait

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bwjtx
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:49 AM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

I hate when people dont put the TP on the roller and you have to look around for the roll and then you find it but it had gotton wet from the sink or tub and is all stuck together and you have to try to find a new roll under the cabinet while you are running late already and the whole ordeal could have been avoided if they had just put the roll on the holder out of harms way to begin with ....OKAY...RANT OVER

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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