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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:08 AM
8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted

Ugoto needs MORE women period !!! I'd like to turn her lose on Konifur!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:13 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

i wish you would not type woman and period in the same sentence.

me thinks i am gonna get my ass kicked now

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:34 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Yeah you probably will for that comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:29 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

The only thing you have to fear is fear it self!!! Women & periods go together and the best way to AVOID any problems during this time is just to NOD and say YES, MY DEAR... You are right and I'm just a man doing my best to APPEASE you my love....Rub her feet and whisper sweet nothings in her ear !! you should be safe if you follow the DIRECTIONS........And as we ALL KNOW men don't do to good at taking DIRECTIONS !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:59 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

OK i will, put your feet up next month, o great beautiful amazon warrior and i will rub you bunions.

did you know the Red sea was formed during the period of Cleopatra.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 04:36 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Never mind my feet I need an upper massage!!

The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 04:48 AM
4,246 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

That's my girl... get him to drown in his own drool and the sort him out sister... he is renegging on his surrender

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 04:59 AM
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Thank You Ma'am ...... I'm trying I'm really trying.. they are lucky this is a PG site or else they would have given up before you left on vacation !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:10 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

what`s this PG business ......does that stand for pregnant girls.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:14 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Ummmmmmm...... Yeah that's right.......Preggo's

Your a very lucky man sir !! This is a PREGGO site !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:09 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

you have a hand popping out your front bottom.
who have you got in there.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:16 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Why don't you come here and I'll show you ! I think you'll be sweetly surprised !! It FEELS SO GOOD !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 06:01 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

no chance i will be bound and gagged then rogered with a strap-on in 60 seconds.you will not get me that easy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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wesmccann
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:56 AM
267 tokens, 3.19 days wasted

I'd like to see her heels over head. Damn what stems!

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Token
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 01:03 AM
6,829 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

The man in the suit looks to have wandering hands. I think that the lady is enjoying it, but the guy in the white shirt... not so much.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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Bamber

Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 01:29 AM
12,345 tokens, 1.81 months wasted

Where'd she find the four midgets, then?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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rejones83
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 07:14 PM
106 tokens, 14.08 hours wasted

i got new shoooooooooooes! ahhhh yes.

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"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

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konifur
Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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they are not so good as the stilettos i stole of sweets the ones with the 12 inch heels.oooo i look soooo good in em.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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