konifur Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 01:48 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
but it is gonna be a big let down when she unzips.
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs, in his nightgown;
Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,
"do you want to look at my Trouser Expander or my little cock"
hey! it wasn`t me!
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho Marks.
capttomguam Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 02:45 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted
The customer returns the item totally dissatisfied and when the store rep. inquires as to why....The customer explains that all people did was laugh at him. The store rep. asks the customer to demonstrate the item and upon doing so the store rep. immediately bursts into uncontrollable laughter.
The store rep. then explains that the device is supposed to go in the front and not in the back of the pants!
I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs, in his nightgown;
Rapping at the window, crying through the lock,
"do you want to look at my Trouser Expander or my little cock"
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)