and where is the kid that was on that tire swing?.....lol

someone placed a tire in the crotch of a small tree, and over the period of about 10 years the tree grew, smashing the tire in there.

as I always say you are a book of knowledge

I wouldn't say a book of knowledge.
I'd say a 3x5 card with hand written notes.

I've had 3 of those sonofabitches and they've all died.
I think my wife goes out and picks all the leaves off of it and it dies.
If I could some how get her to leave my money tree alone it would actually grow.......

Well there's your mistake right there, not letting your wife pick the money, having a wife in the first place. Oh well, Que Sara Sara.

I'll send you some seeds, I have some left over. First the first year or so, they only grow nickels.

good one wes!!!!