can you give poor old me some money as the casino has went bust.

Have a Totnes pound.

o thank you o wise one.
how much is it, to the dollar.can i exchange it or can i get 3 pints with it in totnes.

I've got the money honey If you've got the time
We'll go honky tonkin' and we'll have a time
We'll have more fun baby all way down the line
I've got the money honey If you've got the time
There ain't no need to tarry let's start out tonight
We'll have fun oh boy oh boy and we'll do it right
I'll bring along my Cadillac leave your old wreck behind
I've got the money honey If you've got the time

That is sooooo weird. Yesterday I was singing this song to myself when I was alone in the Beer Cooler at work, Wow like I keep saying "SM"

SM is great for me... Are you coming then????

sado machoism is great for you??? oh well different strokes eh.

sadomachoism is great for you??? oh well different strokes eh.

Darling don't come over to the dark side unless you can handle it.... SM was about another subject I had with BKV... I am a very gentle lover.... but that is my secret

Beer cooler HUH? Empty it out and come run away with us Bri

absolutely

Steve, I could hire you to be my limo driver. I'll pay $5 bucks per hour, no benefits & you must wear this uniform................

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ok...*dons uniform, shines shoes* i`m at you service sir.

i lost all my money with that casino. now when i`m down and out you take advantage of me.
you are as bad as them naughty girls.

Those naughty girls trained me well.

I don't want you to think I'm taking advantage of you so I'll give you $6 per hour.

Hold out for the minimum wage Steve... £5.54, which I make about $11 an hour.

at least someone is looking after a poor down and out.

Honey You are welcome with us FILTHY RICH Girl$ we could show you a good time... Tito is with us tooCom'on we wouldn't leave you behind...

Why would you want a nazi to drive your car?

You paint my boat *pink* and I will personally come over there and kick your butt!!!

GO TOM GO!!!

Kick my butt MR and you wont get your shoe backYou would look stupid in a pink boat... I was gonna get me a pink one... your's stays white ok?

O. K.!!!!! I still *goes off muttering Pink boat....pink boat....pink...........

I Love my pink boat... PINKY

On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollypop
It's a swee-ee-eet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay
Lemona-a-ade stands everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eck spans belly air
And there you are
Happy landing on a chocolate bar
See the sugar bowl do the Tootsie roll
With the big bad Bell's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache
On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollypop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into bed you'll hop
And dream away
On the good ship lollypop

Alright....dats IT!!!! "ALL HANDS !!!!BEAT TO ARMS!!!!!".....she's gone toooooooooooo faaaaaarrrrrrrr 'dis time........"We'll NOT TAKE DIS LYING DOWN LADS!!!!!!!!" "All Hands on DECK....MAN YE GUNS.....*primed and ready to fire a BROADSIDE*........."PINK BOAT.....Pink Boat .....pink boat.....pink.....pink..........

OK LADIES... THE MAN IS ABOUT TO SINK US...TAKE YOUR PLACES ON DECK... I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING... GET UP THER AND DISPLAY THE DISTRACTION... STICK THOSE CHESTS OUT GIRLS.... YES THE RAIN IS HELPING... DISPLAY THOSE DISTRATION TACTICS GIRLS...SHINE GIRLS LET THEM HAVE IT

Now that's a mighty fine "Broadside".....for an "18 Gunner"!!!! (double groan)

Captain why do you want to send us down to Davy Jones Locker???? I just want a pink boat so you will find us easier and come with us.... we can't out-gun you, but we do have a boat load of very hospitable girls if you and Miss Betty wish to join us

No, but I'm sure we can work it out in trade.

Ok Honey what are we trading for? You name it and you can have it...

Oh I guess you aren't familiar with that particular slang.

I'm being naughty.

oops

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