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aph21
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:15 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Thats beyond crazy, thats just plain dumb. (if it's real)

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Katt
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:18 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Too stupid to be believed.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Dnice5150
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:20 AM
1,395 tokens, 1.09 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

exactly and WHY!? My god, help these people

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:40 AM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

Thats weird, dumb & gross....Freak

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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kinghih
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 02:21 PM
331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Would you hire this man? and for what job, other than the circus?

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 02:30 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Insert generic "That has to be Photoshopped because I don't have a good reason why" statement here.

And I agree....
Where the fuck would you work?
I mean...I'm only gonna look at the guys picture once. If he charged me 25 cents I'd pass.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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aph21
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 03:09 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

now a days you would have to hire him because of that equal oppurtunity shit

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 08:42 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

LMFAO
I would have to hire .65 Freaks for every Normal that I hire.

Now that would suck ass.

Actually I wouldn't have to hire him. In the shop I own, it would be considered hazardous for him to be around any machinery with his dangly ear lobes like that.
Plus the jewelry is dangerous as well.

I'd have to tell him to go next door to the place that mows lawns.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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pez
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 03:13 PM
12 tokens, 0 mins wasted

man you guys are real assholes for judging him. the photo is real and hes a cool guy.
But as they say opinions are assholes. Everyones got one.

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2005 03:20 PM)

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ChiknBiskit
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 03:34 PM
29 tokens, 9.85 hours wasted

Comment in reply to pez's original comment

I agree. This is very real. Don't hate the lifestyle.

GTI:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/ChiknBiskit/MyCustomGTI.jpg

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 16, 2005 at 11:22 AM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to pez's original comment

just doesn't make sense is all...what will this look like in 30 years?

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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chusma.
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 04:56 PM
219 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

yeah i totally agree , i wish my dad was like that!

(This comment was modified on Aug 16, 2005 05:04 PM)

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0Oo 999 oO0

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chusma.
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 05:02 PM
219 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

i have a two months old baby girl and im gettin her name inked, its gonna be the 10th tattoo so far...

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blackrose423
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 05:55 PM
98 tokens, 1.45 days wasted

that is a real picture because my brother has his ear lobs stretched too he can but a base ball through his right now and hes planing on going futher with it so there :)

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 07:08 PM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

Comment in reply to blackrose423's original comment

Thats cool iv seen ppl with there ear lobs stretched looks painful

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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onetwothree
Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 11:12 AM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to blackrose423's original comment

nyah nyah !!!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 07:55 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

what u do that 4!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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Alohababe
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 08:07 PM
179 tokens, 10.05 hours wasted

HOLY SHIT that is so crepy

Don't look behind you.....

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 10:06 PM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

I think its a nice look mybe i'll do the same............................NOT!

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:31 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to XChristineX's original comment

I was thinking of piercing my ass cheeks and then stretching them out.
I could poop in 3 directions at once then, and I'd be so famous I'd have my picture at UGOTO!

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:53 PM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

lol... do it! that would be funny to see

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Katt
Posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 11:54 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Only if you do it while wearing an adult diaper made from a WalMart bag, have no teeth, and maybe put a jumping cat in the picture in front of your mobile home.

THEN I'll consider that picture.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 09:39 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I've been wondering what the criteria were for getting ones pictures on the front page of Ugoto.com

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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wes
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 08:38 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

I don't know why anyone would want to mutilate themselves like that... Sick.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 01:34 PM
160 tokens, 14.05 hours wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

These guys are maybe controlled by demonic powers to mutilate themselves like that.It's just not normal.It maybe the way of the world but not my way.If you can't love yourself you can't love me.By the way he looks,he's gonna be pretty lonely anyway.

Trinicat
"One Life to live, chances are there to be taken"

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smiley_ie
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 07:49 PM
601 tokens, 3.95 days wasted

It is real.... I seen them guys before.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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dark-childs
Posted on Aug 19, 2005 at 08:45 AM
95 tokens, 12.15 hours wasted

hell .... ive got piercings (septum, Nipples, tongue, ears) But this is way to far even for me

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ITS COMING ....... THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

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bladehines
Posted on Oct 28, 2005 at 11:12 AM
102 tokens, 1.17 days wasted

this guy looks like a monkey!

it's tainted, it's all tainted!!!

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 01:31 PM
160 tokens, 14.05 hours wasted

Comment in reply to bladehines's original comment

Don't embarrass the monkey dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trinicat
"One Life to live, chances are there to be taken"

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Homefries
Posted on Dec 01, 2005 at 10:22 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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fudgedribble
Posted on Jan 03, 2006 at 09:26 PM
537 tokens, 1.81 days wasted

fake fake fake fake FAKE

~Ho Ho Ho, Merry Holidays~

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hotboyphil
Posted on Feb 02, 2006 at 01:15 PM
26 tokens, 4.33 hours wasted

shit man that guy is stretchy... what els is there 2 say eww

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Mar 09, 2006 at 05:44 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted

great now i am gonna have nightmares

save the chief

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Radicaldylan
Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 10:22 AM
293 tokens, 11.65 hours wasted

its real..
al it is...
is in some african tribes..
they cut there earlobes when there young..
and slowly insert bigger plates streacthing out the earlobs...
it reall only hurts when they first get cut after that....
but its iriversible...
and i don't know the meaning of it..
like i know some woman had disks inserted into there lip..
and for somereason thats supposed to be sexy..
i just say its nasty...

now a days.. in most places.. that does not look good...

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To be a perv....
is to understand me...

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winglesangel
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 05:28 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

i ahve my earlobes stretched.. but only to a 10.. which is a hella small... liek the size of the inside ink of a pen...and i do have 2 tattoos.. but their hidden ;] ... so i think hes cool....i also have pircings and such but their hidden aswell..just not into doing that to my face.

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Jun 24, 2006 at 03:44 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Scary

I'll never look at Starbucks cups in the same way again!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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minodude
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 11:10 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

theres no reason to do this

unless hes from an african tribe, and trying to get the ladies

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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