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bkvestal
Posted on Mar 05, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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I guess you did leave it up.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 05, 2008 at 11:27 AM
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Nothing PO's me more than drudging to the john half asleep only to sit down directly in that
COLD ASS water at 1:00 AM...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 04:08 AM
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Oh thats nasty, That sudden shock while you're still in deep sleep...ZZZ...ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 03:22 PM
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Nasty and very shocking to the system... But I get even !!
I wait till he gets in the shower and turn on the washer and do some PRETEND DISHES !!!
Now who's cold?????

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 04:16 PM
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I just wish I could set up my toilet seat like my kitchen bin.... foot on pedal seat up... foot off lid down, WHY CANT I HAVE THAT HUH? WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH F*CKEN EFFORT TO CREAT????

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 05:44 PM
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You want to hear something that pissed me off? I had a idea back in the late 70's for a toilet seat on the same idea as you just said, BUT mine would give you a read out on your BP, Weight Blood sugar (diabetics) Everybody laughed at me including the sadly not departed ex-hubby. When I called the Patent office in re: talking Toliet Seat he even giggled and said OK I never got the paper work and I gave up... 2 years later a guy in Japan came out with my idea and now they sell for over $3800.00 each !!! I learned a valuable lesson there... NEVER GIVE UP !!! No matter who says what!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 05:48 PM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 06:32 PM
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That really sucks, maybe all thats left for it is to wish that the guy in the patent office buys one and get's his bits caught in the bloody mechanism and you will hear the screams from your place

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 08, 2008 at 06:03 PM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 19, 2008 at 03:53 AM
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well, you are wrong the lesson is:

for an invention not the one who created it is given credit for , but the one who stoled it and knew how to sell it as a product.

this is a history lesson

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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