Ah, so that's why Konifur suggested I dedicate this to you! http://www.ugoto.com/picture_2008_hooters_ calendar.html

What about your other collections???

I'll have you know a properly trained bird don't Shite on the wrist.... They fly back into their cage do their thing and fly back out... At least mine all do.....They know if they poop on the floor or anywhere else they go into their cage and stay there for a day... PUNISHMENT is the only way to teach them... They want their freedom just as much as you & I do !! All my babies are trained to crap ONLY in their cages... But I do have a budgie who likes to poop in the other birds cages!! LOL LOL He don't mess his own up...

I forgot the pic !! Silly ME !!

wow! Your place sounds interesting, what other birds do you have?

Auggggggg,,,,,,,, SQUAB !!! EVIL BIRD......EVIL EVIL...... EVIL...........

SQUAB???? Your calling my baby a SQUAB??? and a
Evil one at that???? Remember where you live, he could visit you one day when your sleeping or
better yet I'll put him in your room and you'll have no trouble waking in the morning !!!

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i had a budgie called floyd who used to wait until he flew and landed on my head then crapped.

So Sweetbirdy has smartbirdies, eh?

My kids may be a little slow.....BUT my birds are
SMART !!!!

I had a Budgie called Buddy, he was a Buddy pest, Buddy noisy, Buddy messy but so Buddy cute...

Want another?? I have the perfect ones for you !!

I hear you are taking care of 'The Flock' while Mother is skiving of on holidaysGood luck Nibbler... you is gonna need it, I can imagine the swear words you are going to teach them... might I suggest that while she is away you line thier cages up every morning and night and teach 'Bad Language' classes... it will take her ages to re-train them *giggle* OR might I suggest an interagation class to find out all Mum's secrets

This is scary she has 2 of those birds already. I hate them all... They bite and squawk and wake me up everyday at the butt crack of dawn wanting their breakfast...Grrrrrrrrrrr,,, squabs all of them

I'll send you a Cook Book

You promise???? Please send asap holidays are coming fast !!!

Aghhhhh how is it you get me into these situations... where I give you advice detrimental to my own health??? You know if she finds this... Then she is going to get both of us don't you???? Oh What the Hell!!!! Twisted Sisters go down together

tut tut i`m gonna tell.
SWEEEEEEEEETS!miss nibbs and debz are being naughty!!!!!!

Shut it ya blabber mouth!

mmmmgmgmmmmgmg tee hee i can see a little man in a boat.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

*Slap* *gets up and leaves thread*

Ok cool but how do I get the feathers off??? and do have to have peas? can it be corn?

Nibbler you are just digging this hole deeper and deeper aint you HoneyMight I suggest that you grab one of Mums guns and you pop outside and shoot a quail or seagull or something....Because I AM NOT GOING TO ENCOURAGE YOU to harm or maim one of your Mum's Precious Bird Friends.... Yeah I admit to being a chicken!!!!

WHAT???????? You are ballsy when your here aren't you?? My birds never give me 1/2 the crap you did... And besides they are POTTY TRAINED!!!! That's more than I can say for some other people!!

eeeeeeeeeee you girls are always fighting,be nice to each other like all us lads are,you never see us going on at each other.anyway*coughs*who has to keep getting the mop when in the turd meetings*coughs*

hey lads money down on the table now, that i get the blame for all this cat fighting

I'm potty trained???
You didn't take your meds today did you???