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Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.