There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

save the chief

Freinds: will bail you out of jail------Your best freinds: Will be sitting in
jail next to you saying {Damn she didnt look like a cop}

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

Don't Drink & Drive.............Smoke Weed & Fly

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!