This Skirt Is To Short For A Wednesday

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This Skirt Is To Short For A Wednesday
23 comments | Posted by konifur 14 months ago

Sweets Want`s Me To Photoshop Dick So I Have

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konifur
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 08:37 AM
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i have censored the naughty bit best i could,
as i know i would get wrong off the sisters.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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nightcrawler
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 08:43 AM
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That makes me sick!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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konifur
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 08:49 AM
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well you know it`s slightly gay Wednesday.

if the sight of a man (blurred) penis offends you.maybe you should...

1..not look in pictures on a Wednesday.
2..not look in the bathroom mirror.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 09:11 AM
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3... buy better quality glasses to resolve blurriness.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 09:14 AM
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nice one rich.

i thought the complaints where gonna come from the girls.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Heywood
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 11:13 AM
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I've said it here before but I'll say it again. I hate it when I reach in my date's pants (or under skirt) and find out her penis is bigger than mine!

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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konifur
Posted on Oct 30, 2008 at 12:48 AM
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but double check,i have had dates where the girl has had a clitoris like a small penis.so don`t dump her straight away but make sure SHE pays for the meals, just in case.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 30, 2008 at 04:23 PM
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Here you go Vanessa Del Rio,, Porn star of the 70's. her little magic button was bigger than most men's willy,,, She scares me

That is not normal!!

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 06, 2008 at 10:48 PM
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You are such a funny guy... I am glad you came to UGOTO and if there were anymore gifts in the giftbox I would send you a car.... yes I tried. So I give you this instead
Sorry about your dating experiences

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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Token
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 05:23 PM
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Hahahahahaha

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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nightcrawler
Posted on Oct 30, 2008 at 12:12 AM
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Well, I'm not offended, but scared of the thought that Something like that might happen to me!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 30, 2008 at 11:14 PM
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Konifur I have told you several times now... stay out of my wardrobes!!!! I told you last summer that that skirt was too short on you Honey... now either give me back my skirt or put some undies on, you are scaring poor Nightcrawler

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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konifur
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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well debz i like that skirt so you are not getting it back.
so ok i will wear my undies.....

oooooo i woundered where i hid that money.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:22 AM
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OMG!!! They are awful undies!!! Where are those little lace red ones you stole from me... well go put them on, these ones are bloody horrible... what do you mean Boxey still has them... go get them

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:25 AM
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i`m not taking them off boxer.....

i tell you what i will do i will turn the other ones inside out and they will be good for another two weeks.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:49 AM
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Oh please you cant wear that skirt with those skungie gruts... get em off and go find some pretty ones... there now get them on

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 02:12 AM
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arr man, these are girlie knicks,honestly those other ones are ok those marks are only skiddies and i have not even wee wee`ed in them.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 09:55 PM
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EWWW YOU GRUB!!!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Nov 01, 2008 at 01:37 AM
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so i can keep my old ones on then yippie

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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ramrock
Posted on Oct 29, 2008 at 03:44 PM
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Her skirt isn't too short her weenie is just too long...........................

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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