Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's