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This Constipation Is Killing Me
9 comments | Posted by WileyWeasel 27 months ago

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Token
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 08:07 PM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Everybody clear the area, I think it's going to blow!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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bkvestal
Posted on Oct 23, 2007 at 09:31 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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mauler
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 01:16 AM
1,653 tokens, 3.83 days wasted

I think I can.....I think I can......

bbrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt thats much better !

oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww !

Who let the dog out ??
we have a wet nose and I do lick my ball's

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konifur
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 05:07 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

bite the bog, door thats what i do.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 05:18 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Avoid constipation - drink real ale!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 05:44 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

or Guinness.
that usually does it for me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 05:49 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You know you drank too much Guinness the night before when your turds are black with a white, creamy head.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Oct 24, 2007 at 10:25 AM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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konifur
Posted on Oct 25, 2007 at 05:25 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

one night a noticed my turds where in tiny little cubes.the next day when i sobered up i found out what caused it and cut four inches off my string vest.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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