Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson