Talk about perfect timing.

The other day at my nieces birthday party, I placed myself in the back ground of several pictures....then made sure I was picking my ass as the picture was taken..Since I wasn't the focus of the picture( hehe pun) no one was the wiser.

I've done that in Vegas! When I see someone with a video camera, I walk by and pretend to barf.

LOL!

The other day at my wifes friends house, her mother in law called. Her husband answered the phone with the speaker phone and told me to say hello to trick his mom.
I say "HELLO!" and his mom says"....uh..hello?" and I say "HELLO!!!!!!!!!" and she says.."he-hello?" Then he chimes in and says, "its not me mom, we're just messing with you. Let me go find the phone." Then I said "...so ANYWAY, thats the reason my ass was burning and itching all last week."
HA!
You should have heard the reaction.

um......wow. how about waaay SOUTHEAST of Luxembourg. Austria is to the east of Switzerland.

maybe hes thinking in the 18th and 19th century...

lol....maybe.