I actually have invented a handy device for the woman on the go.

Its so simple I'm surprised no one else has thought of it.

Its a tampon gun.
Based on a 22ga Winchester you simply load em up, aim, and fire. I'm working on a magazine loader style right now for those "heavy" days.

Oh DAMN YOU!

You owe me a monitor AND a keyboard.

I need to just have them sent to your house about 1 per week or so.

That sounds... very painful

like so painful... it hurts to read that

(This comment was modified on Aug 01, 2005 06:34 PM)

LOL I'm sorry.

Its still just a prototype, and we're working on projectile velocity and perfecting the aiming aspect of it as well.

Right now you kind of have to aim by holding the end of the barrel and then push the trigger with your big toe. Its quite cumbersome and doesn't really save that "woman on the go" any time what so ever. In fact one of our test subjects had to have a tampon removed from her right nose hole, and we've also managed to put out a few lights in the test facility.
After work its mad fun to light them on fire and shoot them, but thats only after work. We'd never try to "apply" an acutal flaming tampon. Well, we never meant to. We had too much powder in the first charge we ever set off. We got her put out before any real damage was done.

really i dont think you can make putting a tampon in any faster....lol

(This comment was modified on Aug 01, 2005 06:55 PM)

Well, you just wait until we reveal our tampon gattling gun. If we can get the auto loader mechanism to work, we figure we can line up and knock down 15 hatchet wounds in 10 seconds. Of course, this also requires a temporary application of clothes pins to the target to...you know..facillitate accurate placement.

Don't know if Guiness has a world record for that or not. We will be finding out shortly.

yeh...clothes pins?

Its a minor technicality but until we figure out how to accuritely place so much product into a relatively small space (save for a few of the test subjects...meh) we have to implement the use of clothes pins. Just to kind of keep "stuff" out of the way. Don't want to catch a nasty ricochet from one of those bad boys.

....it hurts to read that...lol

I sure would hate to sneeze using your contraption and end up with a "butt plug"

ha ha ha!! james bond style!! but it would be jane bond!!

nope... i dont think soo....