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Monkey
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 09:22 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Thats......
funny
but horrifying being I've seen the original.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 01:02 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Let's just be glad that tubgirl isn't marketing anything...

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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likeaneagle
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 10:16 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

forgive me, but i just don't get it?

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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kinghih
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 12:47 PM
331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Trust me, you don't want to get it, you'd smile right about now with what I just said. It's un-natural.

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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wes
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 10:25 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

So what the heck is Goatse? Gotta be an overseas thing...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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Monkey
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 12:39 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

Somethings cannot ever be unseen. DO NOT ASK WHAT IT IS. JUST LOOK AWAY. IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK TO A PICTURE JUST DELETE IT!
TRUST ME unless you are some sort of a doctor, it will disturb you for at least a few days if not longer.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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winglesangel
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 05:56 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i want to see this picture you speak of...cant be more disturbing than the guy at walmart that has no nose he haunts mi dreams... yeah i said no nose... it looks liek a skeliton nose.. its got the bone thing in the middle and everything... ive seen him sneeze... it made me so sick

(edit)

omfg... ive already seen it.. i just remebered mi sick frined jordan sent me the link...its not that bad....its more weird than gross to me...

(This comment was modified on Aug 17, 2005 06:35 PM)

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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stinky
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 11:05 AM
143 tokens, 2.29 days wasted

i actually laughed out loud at this one. too funny.

Half of 99 is 9

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 09:28 PM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

iv got one of those

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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onechaos
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 09:44 PM
603 tokens, 1.26 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to XChristineX's original comment

We all do

There. Now those who wondered and weren't afraid to ask know

And yes, I know (I think) that you mean a work of Goatse art PunkPrincess. The straight line was just begging for a punch line

This user does not have a signature.

"I do too!"

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XChristineX
Posted on Aug 17, 2005 at 10:46 PM
303 tokens, 2.01 days wasted

Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

My ♥ belongs to Trey

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aph21
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 02:01 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

i thought it was pretty funny

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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OL_DIRTY
Posted on Aug 18, 2005 at 01:55 PM
168 tokens, 1.49 days wasted

ewwwwwww...omg im gonna get in shit for lookin up that word..damn here comes the boss now...

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 11:54 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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Tlite77
Posted on Dec 18, 2005 at 07:40 PM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

dammit!!!! You all got me so curious I HAD to look it up and now i don't know if I'll be able to sleep. That is very disturbing.

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Frosty
Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 07:04 PM
83 tokens, 1.18 days wasted

Why does one of the hands have a wedding ring?

Careful with that Axe, Eugene. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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familyguyfan
Posted on Jan 09, 2006 at 06:11 PM
68 tokens, 8.75 hours wasted

i dont get it.

It seems that all u see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where r those
good old fashioned values on which we used to rely, lucky there's a FAMILY GUY,
lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and
cry. HE'S A FAMILY GUY!!!!!

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Phoenix_84
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 02:05 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

remind me never to buy a pop from that machine

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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