I believe they buy them from divorce lawyers..............

i hope you lot have been behaving, becuse our dabz is back in town looks like sever fixed and if i dont get ouit of here i'll be next have fun ....from john

(This comment was modified on Nov 16, 2008 01:10 AM)

Your's are going to be our first live cooking show!!!!! Broadcasted on youtube!!!

Ok now I am back lets get cooking... First I need to find some tenderized testes... Oh Konifur Honey come here a minute *trip, rip, stomp* MMMMMMMMMMMMMM tenderizer appliedI love to cook

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rip tear rip. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR!

see......

http://www.ugoto.com/picture_now_you_got_m e_mad_debzgrrrr.html

Oh you aint getting away from me that easy Green Boy... now stop your screaming it is annoying and will make the meat too tough to enjoy

Well Debz it looks like you have gotten the testes flattened and tenderized, time to start cooking.

Good idea Annie... I rather fancy them poached in an italian tomato sauce with lots off Basil... or as a Beef Wellington, wrapt in bacon and pate'... what do you think?
Maybe in soup with carrots????

Just a test - I've tried replying three times from here now.

Sweets and I are haveing problems too Bamber... dunno why... do you?

Not sure - it was only this one reply, which pointed to a wikipedia entry... as soon as I took the link out it was fine.

(This comment was modified on Nov 19, 2008 07:49 AM)

Maybe you should do something with avacado...

you do know where avacado gets its name from, don't you?

...from the Nahuatl (ancient Aztec) for testicle.

I think it is more olive size coming from a muscled Git like the Hulk Bamber

hey batman i`m trying to get my balls back here.
here is another pint for you, drink it and shut up, you old fool.i am fighting a war here.
i have not used so many "here`s " in one sentence before.

How can you talk to Batman like that Caveman??? Batman is a Hero!!!! The greatest superhero of all time!!!! Shame on you that you think that all Batman is good for is leaning on a bar, drinking ale... you will rue this day my Furry Foe

GRRRRRRRRR
1... THAT LITTLE TEN SECONDER TWAT CAPTAIN CAVEMAN IS NO MORE. I, ONE HOUR SEX STALLION THE HULK, HAS TAKEN OVER HIM. GRRR SO YOU ARE DEALING WITH ME NOW.
2... BATMAN AND SUPERMAN ARE TO OLD NOW AND JUST ENJOY SUPPING THEIR ALE .EVEN THERE ZIMMER FRAMES ARE RUSTY. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Hey!!!! Stop That!!!!! I have had Batman & Superman as my heroes ever since I was a Kitten!!! And I will not listen to you putting them down!!!!Your arrogance is going to hurt you oneday Hulk!!!!!!
As for lasting an hour... not likely without these BuddyI/ve had them silvered and made into a keyring... Cute huh?

Hey Batman... might I sugest that you read the comments above... Your Host seems very ungracious towards you.... He may need a reminder of your greatness... Forgive me for interupting your ale

(This comment was modified on Nov 20, 2008 04:15 AM)

u tell him sis!(i think he likes it)

well pussy girl.
you know if you grab a lizards tail, the lizard will detach it and run away.....*wiggles free and runs away from thread,as i not notice i am now a penis-less captain caveman*

(This comment was modified on Nov 17, 2008 01:01 AM)

Well ok Hulk if you don't want these back... we will put them in a little onion & garlic and Tomato Sauce and poach them... Annie hand me the shaver...Ah not the cut throat Razor

Ewwwwwww he wasn't lying about no pecker huh???

Nope I have it now for testing some of the recipes our new Cook Book Sister

LISTEN YOU FLEA RIDDEN PUSSY, YOU TOUCH ONE PUBE ON MY BOLLOCKS AND ZENA GETS WHIPPED 50 TIMES.GOT IT!
NOW SEND THEM BACK AS I HAVE TOLD YOU.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!!!!!!!!


(This comment was modified on Nov 19, 2008 06:19 AM)

Hulk!!!! You said you would wait until midnight!!!!.... one blemish on that perfect back on my Sister and you are going to pay with more than your weiner and meat balls!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR ME HURT HER!!! LISTEN TO HER LAUGH WHEN I TICKLE HER FEET,TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Your torture is retched... Don't worry Zena we are coming for you Sister

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HERE BAGPUSS
*THROWS BALL OF WOOL*
THIS SHOULD TIE YOU UP FOR A WHILE I JUST KNOW YOU SILLY KITTYS CAN RESIST A PLAYING WITH THIS GRRRRRRRRR!

I am too busy right now thanks Hulk... So kind of you to give me a gift....But my friends are all here to enjoy the game... GET HIM CATS!!!!

Hulk if you knew me... you would know that I have no fear of Wolves and dogs... Come here puppies, Kitty has a dish of bones for you boysSorry Hulk... just a little dish from the Twisted Sisters kitchen

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..I DO KNOW YOU, SO I FED THEM JUST BEFORE I LET THEM GO, SO GET YOUR KITTY CATS RUNNING.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAGRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR

SIT DOWN BOYS!!!! NOW LISTEN TO ME!!!! That Konifur doesn't like you any more than he likes me so lets team up and sort this big Green Dummy out!!!

(This comment was modified on Nov 20, 2008 09:48 PM)

I have a Plan Boys that should keep you in meat all winter... if you dont mind eating Green Meat

(This comment was modified on Nov 20, 2008 09:54 PM)

er hum.konifur likes everyone, don`t you mean that nasty penisless green hulk.
poor konifur gets the blame for everything.
*sheesh Kiwis**

Yeah Konifur I do blame him... he is the one that invented that evil Hulk!!! It was him who started all the trouble... But the thing is... Konifur is loveable but Hulk has no redeeming features. He isn't cute, he doesn't love us Twisted Sisters... Hulk is stupid... Konifur wouldn't have lost his family jewels

OMG i have created a monster.


"Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world. A new species would bless me as its creator and source; many happy and excellent natures would owe their beings to me. No father could claim the gratitude of his child so completely as I should deserve theirs."

ok bamber who`s quoted this?

What you talking about??? Shirley??? Are you talking about that beautiful, sweet, innocent Shirley??? Oh Baby You need some serious therapy if you think that a child will thank thier parents for thier existance!!!! We teach them to walk, talk, stand on thier own and get by in this world... and they go and blame you for giving them wierd genes... there is no gratitude!!!!!!

(This comment was modified on Nov 23, 2008 04:32 AM)

i was talking about the the bloody hulk you silly kiwi not the delectable Miss Nibbs.

sheesh redheaded kiwi`s.

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST REDHEADED KIWIS????

i love kiwis, but sometimes the red headed ones are NSBAPOI.

Well my President... you may notice that I am a proud, paid-up member of the very distinguished group. All Hail our mighty leader Kon...ah..???Ol' Whatshisname

Hmmm....

Now let me think...

bamber you never cease to amaze me.
i will give you that, as it`s actually from the novel Frankenstein by Mary Shelly it`s a quote by Victor Frankenstein.