well i`m thoughtful, i smeared KY jelly on the wood so it would not chafe.
well it was a Frenchman that invented it, so blame the frogs for it.

(This comment was modified on Jul 20, 2008 11:09 PM)

I thought your wood was to small to chafe

bloody hell is there nothing sacred.have you been chatting to sweets.

no Tom, he is still emotionally scared (scar)(ed) from you wearing Debz bikini outfit the other day http://www.ugoto.com/picture_konifur_trys_ to_join_a_lesbian_club.html

ahhhh yes i remember it well.

I told him it was just proof that he should look at a girls face before he pulled out his toy and tried to insert it.

i was raped by a 8 foot bear so little old tom ain`t going to harm me.

Tom is very proud of his mighty sword. If you are not careful he is going to whip it out and start brandishing it again and poke you in the eye with it to prove it's great length and girth.
Boy's and their toys shish

mmmm sounds dangerous to me his sword is obviously not konifur safety proof.

He is still on his mission to see that no female dies a virgin. He is so busy fulfilling his calling that sometimes he forgets to look up from his work. Serves the randy old goat right. Way to go Konifer.

I agree with you you, let them pokies show through