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42 comments | Posted by Bamber 25 months ago
Konifur`s Xmas Prezzie From Sweets
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 07:25 AM
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*cough splutter* my fever is getting worse *ahhchooo*i think i will * sniff sniff* have to have them all round to make me better.* coughs* send the squad round i am sure i will be better in a few days.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 09:14 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

With a squad like that I wouldn't be surprised if you start feeling poorly for a month, or Longer.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 06:48 PM
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Poor Baby, You not well? I'm on my way to help beat that fever!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:05 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i am awaiting trousers down bum in the air.buuuuut does it really work for flu.... of course it does i know you would not lie to me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 05:20 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Trust me Loverboy I'm a Trained CaregiverWOULD I LIE TO YOU


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 05:42 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

when you come round and i go blubber,blubber,blubber,w hen you bend over.you won`t do the old nurses trick ans tap my dong with a pencil.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:39 AM
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No Ofcourse I wont!!!I'll need something firm to grip when I pick you up off the bed and throw you over on your belly for the enema....

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:41 AM
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i will try not to fart.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:15 AM
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I expect your bum will be too f**ken afraid and tensed up to allow even the tiniest fart to escape

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:18 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

stop it debz, bamber making me laugh and now you.my chest and ribs are killing. me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:51 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Watch out Konifur! Debz is getting ready to take your temperature!


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:44 AM
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BTW i have just shown anne this...when her laughing and coughing fir stopped she said " ask debs if i can watch"

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:02 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Say ahhh baby nursies on her way... and my sidekick (Bongo) is bringing the thermometer


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:11 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

OMG !!! 3rd pair of painties you made me wet today !!! Stop for the love of God Stop !!!! My freaking sides are killing me from all this

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:55 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I an woman watch me work!!! Hey sweets I found that date you need for the Christmas Do!! You like?


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:00 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

He'll be no good to Sweets - bent as a butchers hook. A Wednesday Willy Waver I tell you!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

SEE!!! JUST MY LUCK!!! I can't tell the difference half the blasted time... Let me get this straight, well as straight as is possible, ... if they're prettier than me, then chances are they're girlier than me... Yeah? What about this one, BAMBER HELP ME!!!


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:29 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

can you say FLAMMING ???


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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:00 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

FLAMING?? *getting desperate* is this one flaming too?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:24 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Besides that his nipples look longer than mine !! That is creepy to me!! A man should never have bigger cha-cha's than me !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:24 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Opps another fat finger Boo-Boo.....

(This comment was modified on Dec 22, 2007 05:04 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:21 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Damn !! First my girls stealing my shit then Konifur steals ny shoes ! and now this flamer has got to my closet as well !! WTF ??? Is not anything sacred?? BTW my dear friend you may keep this one too! I got my roll in the hay boy!! I'm a happy camper I just need to wait till the hubby go's to work so I can show hay boy the barn & his duties!!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:17 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

thats your fault for breaking the number 1 rule...i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe

so get em off

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:36 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Opps!! I'm sorry I forgot!! You know I'm 97!! Please forgive me O'Wiser one!! I promise they are coming off as I type,,(with 1 hand) Ok Off and ready to be a good UGOTO NSBAPOI member. (sweets walks away shameful & head hung low)
PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT TELL JOE !! You know how he can get !! It's been a few years for me since my last punishment and don't want to go there again.. FORGIVE ME PLEASE !!





I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 03:55 AM
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ok i will not tell on ya ...only because you are you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:56 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

tattle tail!!!! Yust because you shat your seat and are probably still sitting in it... until I arrive with a diaper change, If Birdy and I are now sitting on towel it's the norm

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 05:11 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Debz I've giving up the towels they are not very good at keeping the moisture in one place. SOOOOO
I've now invested in EXTRA ABSORBENCY DEPENDS for this site! Just open them up and flatten out.. Then sit on it... It saves Big $$ in the laundry department. When full simply toss in trash!!! Damn towels... or should I say Damned UGOTO....


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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:22 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

(Whispers...)Shhhh Sweets!!, how can we give the impression that we are in CONTROL, when you're tell every one that us Ol' Girls can't even control our bladders let alone the WORLD THAT ORBITS US!!!
Now a little more discression if you please... MOVE ALONG FELLAS, NOTHING TO READ HERE JUST WOMENS CHIT CHAT...
(Whispers...) Quick say something witty and let's get off this subject


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:36 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

YOU KNOW ME GIRLS I WON`T TELL ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

*distraction tactics* Oh look Steve BOOBS & BEER!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:38 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

HEY LOOK ,IT LOOKS LIKE THE TONGUES ARE TRYING TO REACH THE BELTED SHIELD LIKE THE ON SWEETS HAS.!!!
SHHHH I WILL NOT TELL A SOLE.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:50 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

(more distraction tactics) Oh Steve,
Would you like to have a glass of tiquila, it's on me...


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 10:50 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ladies ass.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 04:49 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:44 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment



Read your PM's........

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:28 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Answer posted Sweets Look out Steve is listening

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:27 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

excellent

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 11:35 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*runs away from giant needle*

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:30 AM
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i'll be gentle i promise

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:41 AM
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Comment in reply to vickyizamofo's original comment

Ahhhhhhhh
*runs even faster*

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

*chases even faster*

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 02:17 AM
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Just don't tell Sponge Bath Betty about Helen the Head Nurse.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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