With a squad like that I wouldn't be surprised if you start feeling poorly for a month, or Longer.

Poor Baby, You not well? I'm on my way to help beat that fever!

i am awaiting trousers down bum in the air.buuuuut does it really work for flu.... of course it does i know you would not lie to me.

Trust me Loverboy I'm a Trained CaregiverWOULD I LIE TO YOU

when you come round and i go blubber,blubber,blubber,w hen you bend over.you won`t do the old nurses trick ans tap my dong with a pencil.

No Ofcourse I wont!!!I'll need something firm to grip when I pick you up off the bed and throw you over on your belly for the enema....

i will try not to fart.

I expect your bum will be too f**ken afraid and tensed up to allow even the tiniest fart to escape

stop it debz, bamber making me laugh and now you.my chest and ribs are killing. me.

Watch out Konifur! Debz is getting ready to take your temperature!

BTW i have just shown anne this...when her laughing and coughing fir stopped she said " ask debs if i can watch"

Say ahhh baby nursies on her way... and my sidekick (Bongo) is bringing the thermometer

OMG !!! 3rd pair of painties you made me wet today !!! Stop for the love of God Stop !!!! My freaking sides are killing me from all this

I an woman watch me work!!! Hey sweets I found that date you need for the Christmas Do!! You like?

He'll be no good to Sweets - bent as a butchers hook. A Wednesday Willy Waver I tell you!

SEE!!! JUST MY LUCK!!! I can't tell the difference half the blasted time... Let me get this straight, well as straight as is possible, ... if they're prettier than me, then chances are they're girlier than me... Yeah? What about this one, BAMBER HELP ME!!!

can you say FLAMMING ???

FLAMING?? *getting desperate* is this one flaming too?

Besides that his nipples look longer than mine !! That is creepy to me!! A man should never have bigger cha-cha's than me !!

Opps another fat finger Boo-Boo.....

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Damn !! First my girls stealing my shit then Konifur steals ny shoes ! and now this flamer has got to my closet as well !! WTF ??? Is not anything sacred?? BTW my dear friend you may keep this one too! I got my roll in the hay boy!! I'm a happy camper I just need to wait till the hubby go's to work so I can show hay boy the barn & his duties!!

thats your fault for breaking the number 1 rule...i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe,i am gonna tell joe

so get em off

Opps!! I'm sorry I forgot!! You know I'm 97!! Please forgive me O'Wiser one!! I promise they are coming off as I type,,(with 1 hand) Ok Off and ready to be a good UGOTO NSBAPOI member. (sweets walks away shameful & head hung low)
PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT TELL JOE !! You know how he can get !! It's been a few years for me since my last punishment and don't want to go there again.. FORGIVE ME PLEASE !!

ok i will not tell on ya ...only because you are you.

tattle tail!!!! Yust because you shat your seat and are probably still sitting in it... until I arrive with a diaper change, If Birdy and I are now sitting on towel it's the norm

Debz I've giving up the towels they are not very good at keeping the moisture in one place. SOOOOO
I've now invested in EXTRA ABSORBENCY DEPENDS for this site! Just open them up and flatten out.. Then sit on it... It saves Big $$ in the laundry department. When full simply toss in trash!!! Damn towels... or should I say Damned UGOTO....

(Whispers...)Shhhh Sweets!!, how can we give the impression that we are in CONTROL, when you're tell every one that us Ol' Girls can't even control our bladders let alone the WORLD THAT ORBITS US!!!
Now a little more discression if you please... MOVE ALONG FELLAS, NOTHING TO READ HERE JUST WOMENS CHIT CHAT...
(Whispers...) Quick say something witty and let's get off this subject

YOU KNOW ME GIRLS I WON`T TELL ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*distraction tactics* Oh look Steve BOOBS & BEER!!!

HEY LOOK ,IT LOOKS LIKE THE TONGUES ARE TRYING TO REACH THE BELTED SHIELD LIKE THE ON SWEETS HAS.!!!
SHHHH I WILL NOT TELL A SOLE.

(more distraction tactics) Oh Steve,
Would you like to have a glass of tiquila, it's on me...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ladies ass.

Read your PM's........

Answer posted Sweets Look out Steve is listening

excellent

i'll be gentle i promise

Ahhhhhhhh
*runs even faster*

*chases even faster*