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16 comments | Posted by beaverhunter 55 months ago
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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 06:26 PM
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If it worked that way, I'd be pretty dam muscular by now.

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for winglesangelwinglesangel
Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 06:27 PM
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psht same here

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

 
View Profile for TrinicatTrinicat
Posted on Dec 15, 2005 at 06:28 PM
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Damn, i need to do it more that 6 times aday, at least five on each side. Hey. what if the guy only has one hand?

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View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 09:49 PM
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then he tyes a rope to the weight

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 08:30 PM
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Thats Gunter Shelierkamp.
He was at my gym one day.
In real life...hes' huge!!!!!!

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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Sep 04, 2005 at 10:46 PM
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So do they have a muscular woman for girls?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
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View Profile for Dnice5150Dnice5150
Posted on Sep 05, 2005 at 01:58 AM
1,395 tokens, 1.09 weeks wasted
Ha ha!! I really don't think it works that way! = )


 
View Profile for beaverhunterbeaverhunter
Posted on Sep 05, 2005 at 07:58 PM
430 tokens, 13.93 hours wasted
It's a good idea to switch every few minutes so this doesnt happen.

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Sep 07, 2005 at 07:25 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted
Geez, I'm glad the wife stopped me in time...

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for smiley4evasmiley4eva
Posted on Sep 07, 2005 at 08:50 PM
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this is too funny! if this were true do u know how many guys would do this n not take steroids?
they would switch hands n buy all the porn!!!!

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View Profile for Trevor_BMPDTrevor_BMPD
Posted on Oct 08, 2005 at 11:18 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted
Wait, what if this is the exact opposite of what we think it means.

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"The shit hit the fan."

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View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 03:30 AM
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Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for llamaCRAZY24llamaCRAZY24
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 04:21 PM
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Sad, but true. Now, if they masterbate this both hands, all problems with be solved

What does a mute boy's mom do when he swears?
...Wash his hands with soap? .

 
View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Feb 01, 2006 at 12:12 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted
thats is super funny!!!!

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

 
View Profile for Robins_kidRobins_kid
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 02:02 PM
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LMFAO!!!

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

 
View Profile for The_XThe_X
Posted on May 06, 2006 at 01:54 PM
110 tokens, 10.98 hours wasted
I really ought to stop before it gets out of hand like that.....

For a risk free, fun time DON'T go to the jungle where Tarzan may summon a horde
of gorrilas to strip you of all food and drink for no reason at all.

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