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Arch
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:20 AM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Wow. Brass balls on that one, he dented the glove!

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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videophotog
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:33 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to Arch's original comment

yea, that was me on the ground, my wifes brilliant idea!LOL!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Superdude
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 04:43 PM
252 tokens, 2.37 days wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Heh, your wife isn't half as bad as my girlfriend, I dont even get to see without a rubber. She wants me to get my only friends in the world to be.... so difficult to say... she wants them... CUT!!!!

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

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minodude
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 03:40 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

its effective

but having a vesectemy is safer

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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PolarBear
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 06:00 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Not a fan of the knockthetestesoutyourbutt holectomy?

http://figjam.3-a.net

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minodude
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 07:25 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

nope, only performing it

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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teknine
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 03:41 AM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

I think 3rd grade is a lil too young to find out about this type of pain is. because that's when i did..& i wasn't even buying top hats..

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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Homefries
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 05:19 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

This is the kind I use......

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:31 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

mmmm ,but never mind son

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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mellowkat
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 08:14 AM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

KABOING!!! Johnny no nuts

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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mine
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 09:14 AM
1,623 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

I've seen it before but it's very funny!

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 09:20 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

ouh thats just gotta hurt lmao i should think it would worh tho if only for a while lmao

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:29 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 09:34 AM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

And to think...he paid for it. LMAO!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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thewatcher
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 11:52 AM
121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted

ouch....never trust advertising

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

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PolarBear
Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 06:02 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Comment in reply to thewatcher's original comment

Why not? It was absolutely true.

http://figjam.3-a.net

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:19 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

i bet he hurts a little bit.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 12:33 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

i hurt and i havent got balls!!!!!!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 11:13 PM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

this is especially dangerous for midgets....unless they want to have their teeth removed.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyoneâ€¦â€¦..but
theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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onetwothree
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 11:34 AM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

i do....

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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HughJorgan
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 02:17 PM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

Why's he clutching his ass? Did he think by birth control it meant gay sex so he bent over and offered up his hershey highway?

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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kro7
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 06:49 PM
246 tokens, 8.83 hours wasted

That's just really got to suck. The surprise doesn't help i'm sure.

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

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Explodnation
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 07:30 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

Punk'ed

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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winglesangel
Posted on Jun 12, 2006 at 09:30 PM
946 tokens, 4.66 days wasted

ahhhh why?!?!!? thats sick... but funny.

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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hotsinger
Posted on Jun 16, 2006 at 08:03 PM
16 tokens, 1.13 hours wasted

ouch that probally hurt him, but probally works they finnaly have a birth control for men that doesn't involve chooping of ur nuts and its funny to girls. my friends are laughing relly hard right now.

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