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13 comments | Posted by Bamber 12 months ago

Words Of Wisdom?? Konifurs Dreams Come True

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konifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 06:20 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

ahh but yeah but no but yeah but if you look carefully you see it`s one of those insatiable redheads there is no pleasing them.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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nightcrawler
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 07:23 AM
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So what? Still love redheads!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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aph21
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 01:12 PM
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Red head or not, you can't please any woman.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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konifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 12:25 AM
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hey now that`s not a fair comment young man, most women have multiple orgasms just when i dance with them, i`m known as the ten second sex machine.baaaaah! you young lads think you invented sex.WELL YOU DID NOT!..... bamber did.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 12:58 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh, I didn't INVENT it...
I just found it lying exhausted and revived it.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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aph21
Posted on Jan 10, 2009 at 01:12 PM
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But they can't be on your pay roll to count 'em.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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sweetbirdy3
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 07:33 AM
188 tokens, 14.63 hours wasted

For Bamber !!!!!

The following image was attached:

Golden slumbers kiss your eyes, Smiles awake you when you rise.
***************************************
Thomas Dekker
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A bird sings not because he knows a song.....

But because he has a song to sing.

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konifur
Posted on Jan 08, 2009 at 08:03 AM
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i thought you would of liked that one.hey on saturday, anne and i went out for a drink and i nearly went for 12 seconds.ha! so there.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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nightcrawler
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 01:49 AM
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you weren't drunk enough!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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konifur
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 01:52 AM
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yep that`s true, it works out.. 1 bottle of bud = 1 second of humping.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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nightcrawler
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 01:54 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Try wine ! One bottle of red wine may last more (15-30 minutes)

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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sweetbirdy3
Posted on Jan 13, 2009 at 03:51 PM
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Thats not nice NC,,,, You shouldn't tease poor Annie like that!!! 15-30 min??
she 's lucky to see 10 seconds every week.. Giving FALSE HOPE is bad!!