I don't hang out here much anymore...

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.