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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:06 AM
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OH LA LA !!! I want one !!
Great find Queeny

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:09 AM
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HI SWEETS
i have missed you lots and lots.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:17 PM
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I missed you too... But I'm back up and running are you ready to give in and YEILD??? Or do debz & I continue where we left off???

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:21 PM
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i will NEVER GIVE UP and don`t try to tease me with bare boobs either as debz has tried that and i am now hardened to it.(wrong choice of words there but you know what i mean.)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 04:58 PM
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Nah we are in peace mode for a wee while.
I love this bed except I would like an anchor to hold it in the middle of the room... other wise I could get myself in a terrible situation

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 06:53 PM
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That would be something I'd like to try out.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 02:53 AM
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Will you dress up as a fireman for me? It is after all a firemans trampoline


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:52 AM
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But, of course, my dear.


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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 06:52 AM
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How can I be mad at you... swine! you look deliciousWanna play somemore???


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:59 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

That sure is a might inviting off (Note:read my Sig)
but I'm afraid that if my wife should happen to see any of this I will be is big trouble. She won't understand that it is not real(so to speak). She already thinks I have a online girlfriend.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:18 PM
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I'm flattered that I might be competition at nearly 50yrs old, Reality check Honey....


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:20 PM
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My wife is nearly 50 darling.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 02:42 AM
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You are a 'Boy Toy'? Lucky lucky lady


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 02:18 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

#1~ What are you talking about?? Wee While??? What is a wee while? And why are we waiting? What happened when I was gone a lousy 2 days that would make you take a break. Are you laxing on your part?? Hmm?? This is not the General Debz
I have come to admire & respect!!!!!!! I think you need a leave of absence for a while?? Maybe a couple of days in a spa? Come back my firey friend & commrad. Your making us look SOFT & cuddly!! this is not how a General BEHAVES !!


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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 02:44 AM
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Not soft and fluffy at all... I got Bri to wave the white flag and Konifur didn't wait for the white flag he just waved a Knenex... Bamber is considering desertion, only Token and Mine are being a bit elusiveI have discovered and abused the soft belly of thier defencessoon my sister they will all be surrendered into our hands (maniacal laugh ha ha ha)
http://www.ugoto.com/picture_konifur_back_ in_the_park.html

(This comment was modified on Feb 19, 2008 03:01 AM)


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 02:57 AM
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Catch me if you can!!!!!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

Gonna try mate I may have to send Sweets after you


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:26 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

DAMN WOMAN !! what don't you understand about secret commando procedures???? Now he knows what I look like and will alert the others !!!
Now I have to find another disguise !!!
What can I do to help you understand SECRETS !

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:04 AM
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PHEWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! You scared the bejesus out of me here !! I really thought you were going soft on me !! I'm so sorry for not being able to read between the lines Ma'am,,, I guess I need a little refresher course here on sneaky statergy!! I will go back to basic's and try again !!


The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:09 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

they do look like fun!!


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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:10 AM
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Comment in reply to quEEny's original comment

as long as it does not spin round the wrong way or i will get all icky.
great for rumpy pumpy though

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for quEEnyquEEny
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:14 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

i was thinking the same thing!! OH NO!!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:15 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Where is your sense of adventure??? A couple of cocktails and a warm woman...Do you really think you'd be worried about swinging in the wrong direction?? Come on and live a little!!! It's a good time by all !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:18 PM
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ok i will try a 69`er in the wrong direction but if i get ikky i will blame you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:20 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I'll take FULL RESPONSIBILTY I PROMISE !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:19 PM
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Comment in reply to quEEny's original comment

Being that this is a public site I can't tell you who or what I'd do to have one of these BEAUTIFUL beds !!! The hubby would never leave the house !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 12:24 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

* buts in conversation * bugger the public site thingy i want to know. * starts drooling *



Don't, don't you leave me this way, no
Don't you understand I'm at your command
Oh baby please, please don't leave me this way.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 01:35 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Well first off I set the mood, Purple candles, soft nookie music some warmed Cognac rose petals spread thru out the house and a little herbage and a nice hot tub to start the night off right with. Then I'd take the hubby's......WAIT!! I can't tell you this on a PG site !!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 06:56 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

OmG, i wonder if Deb is taking notes.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 02:22 AM
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I hope so
Something is wrong with the General Debz she needs a little R & R I fear... BUT, That don't mean I will not cease in my agenda untill I see fit !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:08 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

sorry Sweets this was meant for Brian

(This comment was modified on Feb 19, 2008 03:39 AM)


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:49 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Can I take that to go?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 06:08 AM
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haaa haaa gay girls, get down and dirty tomorrow.


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 06:50 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Sweets and I both agree: Kiss our bums!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:00 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i have 2 comments here.

1... if you look at the bum in pink a certain way it looks like a penis

2.. i wished i knew which was sweets and which ones yours. as if i have to kiss one of them. it`s a bit of a gamble.
as i know sweets will not fart.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:20 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You know damn well that my PINK ass does not have a penis !! get your glasses adjusted.. And your right I'd never fart !! Remember my signature dude!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 04:55 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

you got it


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:28 AM
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when i said get down and get dirty i did not mean do this............................


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:43 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

So you want soft and fluffy huh Champ? Dunno if I can do 'soft and fluffy' Gove me more of that hard rock n roll and another round in the ring and I'll see what I can wrestle up for supper


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:56 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

AlRight, I'm Ready for Breakfast.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 06:57 AM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Watermelon makes a nice summer breakfast


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 08:00 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Yum nice melons. but it's 26 degrees here I need a Hot breakfast...oh hell, F*ck it...*dives into melons..

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 11:43 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have done it again i was half way there and you stop.gosh i wish i had a better imagination.ooooo you are a tease.....


Whooah, i`m half way there
Whooah,Livin on a prayer
Take my hand and well make it - I swear
Whooah,Livin on a prayer....Livin on a prayer.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Half way there? You mean only 5 seconds worth?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 02:14 PM
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Entry on emergency room report...cadaver found tangled in string hanging from a fire department escape trampoline.


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 04:53 PM
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Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

I wish I had the right picture to show for this one, so instead Sor_AWC you have earnt this for putting the picture in my head


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 12:54 AM
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I wonder if I would have enough stamina to get it swinging high enough to touch the ceiling on either side?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:37 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

OK I'll give it a whril... what the hell, We'll never know untill you try !! I just hope that it is secured to the ceiling joyce !!! I wonder what the weight limt is??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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