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20 comments | Posted by paulie 36 months ago
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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 12:13 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted
I make hair change colors.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for pauliepaulie
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 05:00 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

oh yes.....!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 12:48 PM
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I make those nipples hard.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for onetwothreeonetwothree
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 01:04 PM
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I drink milk.--------------

"Don't sweat the small shit"

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 01:31 PM
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I can create life, 1.3 million times every 3 hours theoretically.

Either that or make brushing someones hair a living nightmare...either way you look at it.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 05:38 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

"Either that or make brushing someones hair a living nightmare"






I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 05:51 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

women can create life

once every month

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Feb 09, 2007 at 05:51 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
i make sperm!

yay

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Feb 10, 2007 at 01:02 AM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted
I make cream!







text

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 11, 2007 at 04:40 AM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for DivanteeDivantee
Posted on Feb 13, 2007 at 12:55 PM
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Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

same here but i've been told mine is kinda salty


 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Feb 13, 2007 at 03:22 PM
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Comment in reply to Divantee's original comment

You add salt to make ice cream so I think you added a step!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Feb 10, 2007 at 10:22 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
Oh, and I can also kill spiders.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Feb 10, 2007 at 01:04 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

MY HERO!!!!!

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Feb 10, 2007 at 01:15 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted
i can steal milk from a wide variety of animals.
and also craft it into, cream, cheese, butter and yougurt!


 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Feb 11, 2007 at 04:39 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted
I make milk shakes

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for DeLucaDeLuca
Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 12:06 AM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

same here bro..vanilla milkshakes girls love it


 
View Profile for ostenbergostenberg
Posted on Feb 13, 2007 at 12:05 AM
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If every woman can create milk and every man can create sperm to induce the process of lactation,
who is the more superior? The creator, the producer or the nurturer? It takes both to complete the cycle. Happy Valentines Day Lovers.


 
View Profile for cjvs1604cjvs1604
Posted on Jul 01, 2007 at 07:19 AM
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i can make myself fat over a long period of time


 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 01, 2007 at 10:34 AM
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I make beer disapear.

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