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paulie
Posted on May 21, 2007 at 11:21 AM
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don't need to stand close got a telescopic sight on it!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 21, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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i souport publik edekasion

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konifur
Posted on May 22, 2007 at 08:50 AM
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my wife calls it " little john " she says she calls it that as she likes robin hood.

do you think she`s lying

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Lokireloaded
Posted on May 22, 2007 at 05:22 PM
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if you have seen any of the films you would realise that "little john" haint so little.

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konifur
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 05:53 AM
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you never understand any gags do you .you have to read between the lines.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 02:58 AM
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Hey !! Who was in my john snapping pic's? I have the exact same little sign above my toliet, But it also has the second part for the ladies, which also say's...Women Please remain seated for the whole performance...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 09:49 AM
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if they dont remain seated you could call for the toilet monster

The following image was attached:

i souport publik edekasion

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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I Don't Think I Could Sit On It, It Just Might Bite My Va-Jay Jay, No Thanks... You First !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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id rather pee my panties

i souport publik edekasion

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 02:27 PM
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Been THERE !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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paulie
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 02:29 PM
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 02:44 PM
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is the tongue animated?

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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sweetbirdy
Posted on May 23, 2007 at 04:19 PM
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Wicked Wicked Wicked Child !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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vickyizamofo
Posted on May 24, 2007 at 01:04 AM
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but if it was i could imagine a helluva lot of women buying it