Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?