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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Jul 19, 2006 at 08:45 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
pwned!!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for looney-binlooney-bin
Posted on Jul 19, 2006 at 10:22 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

major ownage

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

 
View Profile for VijchtiVijchti
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 12:18 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted
Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

I might also point out that this was put up right near where he works. That's serious ownage.

(This comment was modified on Jul 21, 2006 12:19 AM)

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Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

 
View Profile for HughJorganHughJorgan
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 03:09 PM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted
Steven: Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!!!
Emily: OMG! Do I pack summer clothes for the Bahamas or winter clothes for the alps?
Steven: Take whatever you like, just be outta my house in half an hour!

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

 
View Profile for thewatcherthewatcher
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 03:56 PM
121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted
oh man he was owned

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 05:18 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted
Now thats what i call a clear message

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View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted
HAHHAHHA, OWNED!!! BIATCH!!!! GET HIS ASS EMILY!!! This is an instant classic... i like this one...i bet he left a load in his pantalones when he seen this...tha's what you get playa! lmao..This has to be my favorite... that about sums it up!!

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 11:25 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted
Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

u like that one huh?

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for Fox_LoganFox_Logan
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 09:58 PM
499 tokens, 4.56 days wasted
women can be very evil 5 or so years ago there was a couple up the road the had just been devorced now the guy owned a jaguar XJ220 which the courts awarded it to be split between them bye either selling it and deviding the money or sharing it, so out of spite she sold it for £1, thats a true story just wish i was there when she sold it :D
The following image was attached:

Myspace page

If you can not say anything nice, DONT SAY IT AT ALL

 
View Profile for RedSoxNationRedSoxNation
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 06:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Fox_Logan's original comment

My aunt and uncle in Mass. a few years ago were going through a bitter divorce. My uncle moved out and told my aunt to sell his porsche boxter and deposit the money into his account while away on business. She sold it to the teenager down the street from her who faithfully mowed her lawn every week for $20.00! My uncle has money and I feel bad for their divorce... but man..... My aunt is Italian and there's no way you're gonna beat her at anything that involves revenge!

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

 
View Profile for Fox_LoganFox_Logan
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 08:33 PM
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Comment in reply to RedSoxNation's original comment

i wonder how many other people thats happened to, i think ill keep my moneu in a swiss acount when i get married lol

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If you can not say anything nice, DONT SAY IT AT ALL

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 10:14 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
somebody made a boo-boo. what's hers is hers, what's yours is hers.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 11:15 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted
Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

THANK YOU!!! U R MY BEST FRIEND!!! lol!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for CroNuSCroNuS
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 10:17 PM
948 tokens, 5.21 days wasted
should of had his last name too

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

 
View Profile for looney-binlooney-bin
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 06:26 PM
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Comment in reply to CroNuS's original comment

I don't think she could put a last name to that. She could get sued for defamation of character, libel, or slander. I'm not too sure which one.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

 
View Profile for NatNat
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 10:45 PM
300 tokens, 1.72 days wasted
i gotta remember that one for just in case, even though I'm not married right now.


 
View Profile for bulldozerbulldozer
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 11:06 PM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted
Crash and burn!!!! That guy is a dumbass.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

 
View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 11:24 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted
now that would be something i would do!! sweet sweet revenge!! muahahahahaha!!! serves him right!!! i hope he came home to clothes in the front yard and everything valuable to him destroyed!!! he better just keep driving straight and never look back!!! players never prosper!!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for Izzy3150Izzy3150
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 02:02 AM
365 tokens, 16.08 hours wasted
I told her it was over and this is what I get!!

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

 
View Profile for Izzy3150Izzy3150
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 02:02 AM
365 tokens, 16.08 hours wasted
I told her it was over and this is what I get!!

"That girl is hot but she's mean. That girl is nice but not hot. That girl is
hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 08:43 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Oh man that made me LMAO to this owomen thats what he gets for cheating on his wife there is just no need for cheating

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 10:09 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
telling every one he has a small willy is going a bit far.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 10:10 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
telling everyone he has a small willy is going a bit far.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 11:08 AM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted
Clever woman!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 21, 2006 at 05:35 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
This was on my local news this morning.

And, so far not one person has proclaimed it a PHOTOSHOPPED! picture....why not?

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for JASONJASON
Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 02:56 AM
441 tokens, 2.31 days wasted
I'D POST ONE RIGHT NEXT TO IT THAT WOOD GO LIKE THIS. TO MY SOON TO BE EX YOU DID NOT DO YOUR JOB SO I FIND SOME ONE WHO WILL YOUR FIRED P.S SHE DOSE THING'S IN BED YOU WOULD HAVE TO READ UP ON P.S 2 YOU PAYED FOR THIS HOPE YOU LIKE THE BILL

(This comment was modified on Jul 22, 2006 02:59 AM)

life is like sex you have your good times and your bad but you look forward to
it every day

 
View Profile for sirjeffsirjeff
Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 01:20 PM
134 tokens, 10.48 hours wasted
Hey... that was photoshopped!

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

 
View Profile for looney-binlooney-bin
Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 08:30 PM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted
read what Monkey wrote.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

 
View Profile for ChaggaChagga
Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 01:40 AM
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Comment in reply to looney-bin's original comment

Dang
Paybacks a B*****!!!

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View Profile for ExplodnationExplodnation
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 03:56 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

 
View Profile for looney-binlooney-bin
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 04:42 PM
409 tokens, 1.3 days wasted
There's more to this story people!!!!

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1154086098/Psyc ho_Breaks_Her_Husbands_St uff_for_Cheating

And her blog. Holy crap...throwing a few things on the ground weren't even the tip of the iceberg.

quote :
And he’ll have the time while on hold, waiting for countless automated services and operators… See, the first thing I did was cancel all his credit cards by calling in and saying they were stolen. Same with his cell phone. Same with his online DVD membership. Same with his gym membership. I went online and changed the password to our bank account and changed the pin number to our ATM cards. I canceled Steven’s car insurance and reported his car stolen. I put an ad in a newspaper with Steven’s work phone, saying he had a fabulous 750 square foot studio apartment in Soho available for a steal--$300/month and to call him 24/7—can only imagine the message overflow! I made sure the post office will now forward all of Steve’s mail to an old folk’s home. And I signed him up for dozens of magazine subscriptions, such as “Guns and Ammo,” “Girls and Corpses,” “Creative Knitting” and “Boy’s Life,” to be sent to his office and I checked the “bill me later” box.




Oh wait...this is a publicity stunt for a new show.

your shit stinks just as much as mine.

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