"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.