So Fat! Can't Scratch My Own Fanny - uGoto.com
Funny Crazy Videos! Register for a free account or login!
Viral Videos  
 
Featured Funny Videos & Pictures 353 users online | Member Feed | Comments
Submitted Funny Videos Submitted Funny Pictures Submitted Blogs
So Fat! Can't Scratch My Own Fanny
21 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 30 months ago
Hot-hot-hot....my Hands Are Blistered
Previous
She`s Not Wearing A Seat Belt.
Next

Recommended Media:
Buying Investment Property: What's The Best Time For It? _____
Buying Investment ...
I Shall Rile, Aggravate And Peeve
I Shall Rile, Aggr...
Drink More Beer
Drink More Beer
Condi Rice Raps
Condi Rice Raps

Community Comments  Post Comment

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:03 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
chuckles childishly at the English meaning of the word fanny.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:15 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

the little pack worn around your waist?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:20 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

no sam, thats called a bum bag.a fanny is a girls front bottom.
so the bit of skin in between the bumhole and the front bottom must be called a chinrest.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:46 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

i know damn well what a bloody fanny is!

bollocks!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:54 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

i know damn well what a "bloody fanny" is...that`s tampon time

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bigsterbigster
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:08 AM
2,384 tokens, 6.15 days wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

 
View Profile for vickyizamofovickyizamofo
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:12 AM
5,749 tokens, 1.51 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

only you could

i souport publik edekasion

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:19 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

A Chin Rest??? You never cease to amaze me !!



(This comment was modified on Aug 06, 2007 03:19 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:59 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

When I was a teenager it was either known as the taint (because it ain't pussy and it ain't arsehole), or the biffon (because its the place you balls biff on - as in "You want to steer clear of Sharon - she's got segs (or blakeys) on her biffon!"

INFO: Segs and/or blakeys are metal reinforcements on the soles and/or heels of shoes.

(This comment was modified on Aug 06, 2007 04:00 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:43 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

I've learned A Lot since joining this site!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for lsalzerlsalzer
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:41 PM
714 tokens, 2.11 days wasted
Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

so have I, this is better learning than school was!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 07, 2007 at 06:43 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to lsalzer's original comment





I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for HannahHannah
Posted on Nov 16, 2007 at 09:29 AM
236 tokens, 3.33 days wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

hahaha that's what i was thinking

A Man, his son and their dog walk into a bar... "Ow!".. "Ow!"..."Woof!"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 16, 2007 at 09:35 PM
5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

He he he fanny .... can we say fanny on this sight? In NZ a fanny is the front part of a lady and tush is our bottoms ... Americans are sooooo wierd. Now this is a tush


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 01:04 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

we have not met yet,hi i am Steve the sensible one on ugoto.
welcome to ugoto

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 07:09 PM
5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Hi Konifur, Nah haven't met but I've been reading your comments for a week... witty and informative... funny some of them too

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 07:53 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Sensible one??? What a crock of crap that statement is !!!!! Wait till everybody else reads this one !!! Talk about your tall tales !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 10:51 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

konifurs tall tales?

says the woman who claims to be 97

its best to always be truthful and serious, like me!

(This comment was modified on Nov 17, 2007 10:52 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 01:40 AM
7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted
Comment in reply to minodude's original comment



T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 11:18 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

There are 3 things in life a real LADY never revels, NO MATTER WHAT,,,
#1~ HER AGE
#2~ Her Weight
#3~ Her Measurments

Never ask a lady these questions for they are grounds for a very nasty long drawn worn out HISSY FIT on being RUDE!! AND I'AM SERIOUS Mino!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 01:43 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted
Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

#3~ Her Measurments

So that explains all those women in ill-fitting clothing?


The following image was attached:

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

Post a Comment


Attach Image:

  View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline

 
Free Video Hosting

Did You Know? The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds - view more

Check Em Out!
More Cool Sites

11 members liked it!

Media Tags

Funny Box Prank
Funny Box Prank

Sex Education Class Will Now Begin
Sex Education Clas...


Sex Education2
Sex Education2

My Kinda Guy
My Kinda Guy


Best of Web



DMCA Policy / Removal | Copyright | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | RSS Feeds | Advertising | Contact Us

© 2006 uGoto LLC - All Rights Reserved