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konifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:03 AM
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chuckles childishly at the English meaning of the word fanny.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:15 AM
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the little pack worn around your waist?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:20 AM
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no sam, thats called a bum bag.a fanny is a girls front bottom.
so the bit of skin in between the bumhole and the front bottom must be called a chinrest.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

i know damn well what a bloody fanny is!

bollocks!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2007 at 12:54 AM
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i know damn well what a "bloody fanny" is...that`s tampon time

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bigster
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:08 AM
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"We're here to wreck everything and ruin your life.....god sent us"

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vickyizamofo
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:12 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

only you could

i souport publik edekasion

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:19 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

A Chin Rest??? You never cease to amaze me !!

(This comment was modified on Aug 06, 2007 03:19 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Bamber
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 03:59 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

When I was a teenager it was either known as the taint (because it ain't pussy and it ain't arsehole), or the biffon (because its the place you balls biff on - as in "You want to steer clear of Sharon - she's got segs (or blakeys) on her biffon!"

INFO: Segs and/or blakeys are metal reinforcements on the soles and/or heels of shoes.

(This comment was modified on Aug 06, 2007 04:00 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:43 AM
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I've learned A Lot since joining this site!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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lsalzer
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 08:41 PM
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so have I, this is better learning than school was!!

What lies behind us and What lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
lies within us.

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Aug 07, 2007 at 06:43 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Hannah
Posted on Nov 16, 2007 at 09:29 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

hahaha that's what i was thinking

A Man, his son and their dog walk into a bar... "Ow!".. "Ow!"..."Woof!"

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 16, 2007 at 09:35 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

He he he fanny .... can we say fanny on this sight? In NZ a fanny is the front part of a lady and tush is our bottoms ... Americans are sooooo wierd. Now this is a tush

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 01:04 AM
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we have not met yet,hi i am Steve the sensible one on ugoto.
welcome to ugoto

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 07:09 PM
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Hi Konifur, Nah haven't met but I've been reading your comments for a week... witty and informative... funny some of them too

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 07:53 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Sensible one??? What a crock of crap that statement is !!!!! Wait till everybody else reads this one !!! Talk about your tall tales !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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minodude
Posted on Nov 17, 2007 at 10:51 PM
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konifurs tall tales?

says the woman who claims to be 97

its best to always be truthful and serious, like me!

(This comment was modified on Nov 17, 2007 10:52 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Token
Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 01:40 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 11:18 AM
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There are 3 things in life a real LADY never revels, NO MATTER WHAT,,,
#1~ HER AGE
#2~ Her Weight
#3~ Her Measurments

Never ask a lady these questions for they are grounds for a very nasty long drawn worn out HISSY FIT on being RUDE!! AND I'AM SERIOUS Mino!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Bamber
Posted on Apr 02, 2008 at 01:43 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

#3~ Her Measurments

So that explains all those women in ill-fitting clothing?