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AppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 14, 2008 at 11:38 PM
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too funny. Brings back memories... I have a friend, Bill who has false teeth and can't eat corn on the cob. Everytime we try to eat corn on the cob he goes into this sick graphic drawn out story with sound effects about his ex-wife.
He used to bend her over the couch and visit the back door. When he pulled out he had a piece of corn stuck in the tip of his head. She used to say "Oh Bill my favorite part... Buttered Corn on the Nob" and proceed to lick it off.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 12:05 AM
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Ewwwwwwweee thats bad!Bad girl Annie you must stay behind and write lines as a punishment

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konifur
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 07:13 AM
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who was usually at the back door?
was it a neighbour he had a chat and a smoke with.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 03:00 PM
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I believe the correct term on your side of the planet is he liked to bugger his old lady.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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konifur
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 11:43 PM
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oh i see....potting the brown,up the khyber pass,entering the rusty bullet hole.mmmm not my cup not tea but i see what you mean....well i have lived a sheltered life..........i have had sex in bus shelters, air raid shelters...........

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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mine
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 04:45 PM
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excuse me while I vomit.

Wisdom isn't just knowing what to say, it's knowing if to say it and when. This
also applies to to your actions.

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 12:21 AM
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we get even with him. one night we were camping and playing cards and he was drinking and every time it got around to his turn he would bs for 10 minute before playing his card. He took out his teeth for a dumb joke about how his old lady like it when he gums her. She took his teeth away from him and gave them to the dog who slobbered all over them and then she handed them back to him. Unfortunately he saw that buddy had slobbered on them and did not put them back in. The up side was it was harder for him to talk.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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Eeeewwwee Annie, no more 'Bill' Stories... no wonder you come on UGOTO it makes Konifur seem normaland I'm not ever eating corn on the cob again either... aghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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bkvestal
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 10:46 PM
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Here deb. here's a tasty treat for you.....

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 03:03 AM
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Nah! ! ! Not even from someone I like as much as I like you BKV, I aint gonna' eat no more corn on the cob... And it isn't fair, Corn Cob is in the shops now for 20c each (thats about 10c each in your money) and I used to luv it

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 11:39 PM
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you will just have to nibble on my nibblets.

did you know that it does not matter how much you chew sweetcorn they turn up whole again in your pooh.
after a tin of sweetcorn my pooh looks wonderful,almost in technicolor.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 17, 2008 at 03:55 AM
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Are you trying to make me chunder?

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 17, 2008 at 03:56 AM
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Have you ever wondered why is it that I never eat carrots and yet when I chunder... there is always carrots and corn (whole) in the pile?

(This comment was modified on Feb 17, 2008 03:59 AM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Feb 17, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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bamber will correct me if i am wrong i am sure but that carrot is actually is stomach lining.yuk.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 17, 2008 at 03:23 PM
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Ewwwweee is that right? That sounds kinda dangerous

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Bamber
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 01:42 AM
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Konifur is right, but there should be nothing to worry about as the stomach lining is automatically replaced regularly anyway - every five days (if the stomach lining was not continually replaced, hydrochloric acid from the stomach juices would burn a hole in the stomach, which would soon cause death).

* INFO *
There are eight layers to the stomach - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomach#Layers

(This comment was modified on Feb 18, 2008 01:51 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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DebzPage
Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 06:30 AM
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Well there ya go.... it has to be true.Bamber said it, then it is
I'll remember that for the future

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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