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20 comments | Posted by joe 46 months ago
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View Profile for HughJorganHughJorgan
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 12:40 PM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted
That kid doesn't look too slow... unless that's an aerial pic.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

 
View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 12:46 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted
1000!! Not enough. They should be more. Remember the movie Death Race 2000? This is where the points all began.
The following image was attached:

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 12:53 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted
So what do we do with the "points"?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 03:51 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

Racers are scored in two ways. First, they are scored by time; all racers must stop at two checkpoints on their route to New L.A., and are scored based on their placement. (The 2000 road race has checkpoints in St. Louis and Albuquerque; it is not known whether these checkpoints change annually.) All racers must start simultaneously from the checkpoint after a day of rest.

It is the second scoring system that gives the film its title, however: as in the inspired video game, and further inspired games such as Carmageddon, points are scored for every person killed, with different point values depending on the age, gender and importance of the person killed. According to the movie, the point system appears to be as follows:

* Male adult: 30
* Male teenager: 40
* Male infant/toddler: 70
* Female (any age): +10 point bonus
* Senior citizen (regardless of gender): 100

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 01:14 PM
7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted
of course when you cut children into 6 parts they are slow. ( waits for you to finish counting )

plus its wearing Batman's Utility belt, The little Monkey


 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 05, 2006 at 02:58 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted
Comment in reply to SoR_AWC's original comment

heh, you made me actually count the parts of the dismembered little fella.
i came up with 7.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on May 05, 2006 at 08:18 AM
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Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

you will note the torso being unsevered... it's wearing a Batman belt 6 heh


 
View Profile for leloslelos
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 01:35 PM
535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted
Handicaps are only 500 pts kids should be 750 pts


 
View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 03:44 PM
852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted
if i hit one of them i want 5000!!!

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 07:38 PM
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 04, 2006 at 09:48 PM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted
Man... if you are going to photoshop, at least do a decent job of it.

http://figjam.3-a.net

 
View Profile for TGI420TGI420
Posted on May 05, 2006 at 03:00 AM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

what?! you mean this isnt an actual sign posted somewhere? how dare someone get my hopes like that!

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 03:58 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted
Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

Well heck it is not that hard to line up the letters

http://figjam.3-a.net

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 07:55 AM
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Comment in reply to TGI420's original comment

you dont mean that!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for sirjeffsirjeff
Posted on May 05, 2006 at 11:43 AM
134 tokens, 10.48 hours wasted
Run Forrest, run.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 07, 2006 at 02:34 PM
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Comment in reply to sirjeff's original comment

LMAO!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for gryffindor84gryffindor84
Posted on May 06, 2006 at 03:45 AM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted
1000? alright!

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View Profile for devilborderdevilborder
Posted on May 06, 2006 at 01:32 PM
405 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted
only get 500 in dublin

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

 
View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on May 19, 2006 at 05:54 PM
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View Profile for FaytFayt
Posted on Sep 27, 2006 at 08:45 AM
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And if u get 3 at once u get 10000 points extra lol

u like me or u dont i dont care

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