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19 comments | Posted by konifur 23 months ago

Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside Ahhhh!

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 02:12 AM
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There go's my breakfst......THANKS, Konifur you owe me a BREAKFAST !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 02:15 AM
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sorry my dear,have a typical English brekkie on me.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 02:31 AM
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Baked beans with breakfast?????? Must an english thing, No?? I will not eat beans for breakfast !! Your just trying to get me to cut one loose !! You'll have to get up a little earlier to try and trick me Sir !!! Beans for breakfast !! Hmphhhhhh!!!! I did enjoy the little BANGER tho !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Bamber
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 02:56 AM
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Try this one then, Sweets.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 03:23 AM
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you know how to woo a girl don`t you bamber.i just get bitched at for putting beans on the plate.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 05:00 AM
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Beans for breakfast !! Hmph !!! And I did not bitch at you,,,,I merely stated a fact, your trying to get me to fart... Who are you kidding??? Hmm???

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 05:24 AM
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well if i am there if you let go a little squeaky one, i would had heard something your hubby has never witnessed.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 09:02 AM
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Yep, you'd be the first !! That is something I find disgusting for a woman to do whether it be at home or worse yet in public !!! Bathrooms are our friend !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 11:59 PM
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cook these and i will come round and wait for the little leak...no not that type of leek a leak ...leak.a knicker cough.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 03:22 AM
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Brussel sprouts??? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm !! I grow them every year at least 6 plants !! And they don't effect me like that I take BEANO before eating anything that gives you the winds !!!!

Great try Konifur but NO!!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:22 AM
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you take a BEANO before you eat sprouts.

well try one of my currys and you will blow a hole in you knickers.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:31 AM
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Beano in the states is a pill you take before eating gassy food so you DON'T get gassy !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:53 AM
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it would not sell in the UK as we all have farting competitions.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 04:57 AM
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Allrighty then !!!! Too bad your already taken Sir Bamber, Cause I'd be there in a NY second !!! Now thats a breakfast !! And Oh the tea looks so good. Ham sausage and eggs with a nice cup of bubbling tea... Mmmmmmmm ! Your the man Bamber you know what it takes !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 05:09 AM
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never mind him with the bloody knighthood * says with bitter jealously * come to mine room and you will have this lovely food and 10 seconds of pure bliss.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 05:14 AM
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Ok but I have one request !! I want the FULL 10 seconds not 9 or 8 and foreplay is not included in the 10 seconds so........Are you still game???

How do I tell Bamber now?? Sweet bakery will do it everytime.....

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 05:26 AM
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ok deal i may have to think of racing cars or something to keep going but i should manage that ok.i might even have a quick pocket pool before.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:08 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 04:17 AM
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DOH!!!!( over dossed on racing cars) I HAVE WENT LIMP NOW!!!

(This comment was modified on Feb 21, 2008 04:18 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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