yup! sit down u-boat a-comin'!

[hey paulie. . guess what i just petted? my neighbor has three baby pugs; there adorable!!!]

So do I!

u're kidding! how great . . they are such sweet dogs . . i had my pug~Omar~for almost 16 years . . he was my best bud!

Um, my previous comment was in regards to your first comment ( about liking the caption ).

as roseanne rosannadanna would say, "nevermind!"

Roseanne Roseannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mrs. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says, "Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna: I want to breastfeed my baby, but i'm not sure how you do it? Which breast do I use? How do I get the milk to be the right temperature? Will I have to heat up my breast? Do I have to sterilize my nipple? When I'm done, do I have to put my breast back in the refrigerator? And if I ate a Hershey Bar, will my breast make chocolate milk?"

Mrs. Feder, I didn't think it was possible, but you're just as stupid as your husband! But I know exactly what you're thinking, 'cause I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, was a breastfed baby. Imagine, if you will, a teeny, tiny, infant Roseanne Roseannadanna, cute as a little doll, being held close to her mama's bosum, sucking away like there's no tomorrow! It's natural, and I love stuff that's natural! Natural foods, natural childbirth, natural history, natural resources, natural gas. And, most of all, natural beauty.

I hate it when people try all these tricks to make themselves look like real hot chic. With grain, a lot of eye make-up, or those ladies who corn-roll their hair like a lot of little braids, and hang Lifesavers and lights and buttons and feathers and little stuff from Toys-R-Us on the bottom of it, and their heads are clanking around, and they look like curtains at a gypsy's house!

Why, just recently, I was in Tiffany's exchanging this silver-plated letter opener that NBC gave me for Christmas - $12, thanks a lot. When, who do I see leaning over one of the counters, but Miss perfect 10 herself - Bo Derek! You know, that curvy-smurvy new movie star that everybody's getting all hot and bothered about, and I don't know why? 'Cause I'm standing there, when, all of a sudeen, Miss Perfect 10 Lady sneezes. Not like a cute, dainty little sneeze, but a real blast-o one! Miss Perfect 10 fogged up half the glass counters in Tiffany's! So, what does she do? She opens her perfect little purse, and takes out a perfect little Kleenex, and dobs her perfect ltitle face and then throws the perfect little Kleenex into the perfect little ball, and when she wiped off her nose, she didn't push back in this one little perfect little nose hair. It just stuck out there! It was long and it was black and it was perfect, and I thought I was gonna die! Just between you and me, Roseanne Roseannadanna, I felt like yanking down two more hairs, braiding them and putting a bead at the end! Then, her nose would have looked like her hair. So I yelled, "Hey, Bo! Shove that hair back up your nose! What are you trying to do, make me sick?"

oh, SoR_AWC, u're wonderful!! thanks for that. . .i can just hear Gilda Radner!!